Fotphotos 📷 🧚🏻‍♂️ · @lisafot
512 followers · 1101 posts · Server toot.wales

My 4 year old just called me a silly old lady, wow 😅

#parenting #parentlife

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Alex · @PartTime_Nerd
10 followers · 53 posts · Server birdon.social

😄 Meme Monday 😄

Starting the week off with a grin (or possibly a grimace!)

*Credit to source on image

#meme #monday #funny #joke #duck #bird #parentlife

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Alex · @PartTime_Nerd
10 followers · 26 posts · Server birdon.social

😄 Meme Monday 😄
1/2

Starting the week off with a grin (or possibly a grimace!)


*Credit to source on image

#meme #monday #funny #joke #duck #bird #parentlife

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Katherine Karch · @KarchWrites
545 followers · 9 posts · Server wandering.shop

Got a lot done this weekend. None of it was writing. Trying to be OK with that.

#writerslife #parentlife #familylife #stuffandthings

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Rachael 💖💜💙 🇬🇧​ · @RWebbo25
203 followers · 112 posts · Server mstdn.games

1 year has flown by, it’s so strange to imagine life any differently now though. So much has changed for us all and honestly, I don’t know where time has gone, but I know I wouldn’t change anything.

capturingthenegative.com/takin

#mumlife #parentlife #mentalhealth #adhd #mumbloguk

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Jarrett Smith · @Js_wordsmith
36 followers · 50 posts · Server creativewriting.social

I got some done. Had a little . Now it’s time for . Planning on taking the to a to meet a fake and I can’t wait to see how excited (or not) the gets.

#writing #metime #family #kiddos #playarea #blippi #oldest #parentlife

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Jarrett Smith · @Js_wordsmith
33 followers · 34 posts · Server creativewriting.social

Thought I was done with but then came out. It’s too bad that by the time I actually get time to play, I’m too tired. I’ve fallen asleep while playing the last two times I’ve tried to play.

#videogames #legendofzeldatotk #iamold #parenting #parentlife

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Bara no Neko · @baranoneko
41 followers · 342 posts · Server mstdn.social

It baffles me how many wood chips get stuck in the lining of my 2.5-year-old's coat at daycare. Sure, the lining is fuzzy, but still...how? They're even coating his sleeves. My current working theory is that he puts his coat on inside out and just rolls in them.

Just picked off the latest crop. We'll see how long it takes him to refill.

#parentlife #Kids

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Bara no Neko · @baranoneko
41 followers · 349 posts · Server mstdn.social

It baffles me how many wood chips get stuck in the lining of my 2.5-year-old's coat at daycare. Sure, the lining is fuzzy, but still...how? They're even coating his sleeves. My current working theory is that he puts his coat on inside out and just rolls in them.

Just picked off the latest crop. We'll see how long it takes him to refill.

#parentlife #Kids

Last updated 1 year ago

Bara no Neko · @baranoneko
41 followers · 340 posts · Server mstdn.social

5 and I have been home sick all this week. She is apparently not sick enough to want to just lay on the couch. We are on day 3 of her wanting to play board games all day. I love board games, but Mama really needs a nap. 😩

I do want to give a shout-out to for their Stories of the Three Coins. She's learning how to construct a story and improv. It's like basic training for . 😄 Soon.

#stillverytiredthough #parentlife #Kids #DND #peaceablekingdom

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Bara no Neko · @baranoneko
41 followers · 340 posts · Server mstdn.social

5, helping me put away her laundry: These socks don’t have matches. That’s okay, I just mix them up if I can’t find the right ones. *pairs a pink sock with a green one*

Me, who has been organizing things by color in rainbow order since I was 18 months old and NEVER mismatches socks: 😨 It’s fine it’s fine it’s fine…

#parentlife #Kids

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Kathy Karch · @KarchWrites
516 followers · 19 posts · Server wandering.shop

tfw your kid doesn't want to leave school because they're hanging out with their friends and you don't want to upset that situation because it's a big deal that your kid is, you know, socializing, but you're their ride home and so you're stuck waiting it out in the school library (which isn't so bad, really).

#kids #parents #parenting #parentlife #bored #canwegohomeyet

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Bara no Neko · @baranoneko
31 followers · 293 posts · Server mstdn.social

I’m picking my parents up from the airport this evening and suddenly realized my car is a mess (as expected with 2 littles).

Moved the 2-year-old’s car seat and…well…apparently this is where goldfish go to die.

#parentlife #Kids

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Bara no Neko · @baranoneko
31 followers · 293 posts · Server mstdn.social

Had a suspicious mole removed yesterday so I have to keep it covered until it heals. My 5-year-old heard me say I was going to put a bandaid on it and she was SO excited.

Her: What kind?!
Me: Um...just a plain brown one.
Her: ...oh. That's...fine. I guess. But you could have a cool one if you wanted to.

So anyways, now I have a Minnie Mouse bandaid.

#parentlife #Kids

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Bara no Neko · @baranoneko
26 followers · 268 posts · Server mstdn.social

The 2 year old now only refers to Captain America as "Captain Murder-ka."

#conflictedfeelingsaboutthisone #parentlife #Kids

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Bara no Neko · @baranoneko
26 followers · 268 posts · Server mstdn.social

5: Hey, how many people do you run over?
Me: *driving* …what?
5: How many people do you run over with your car?
Me: None! We don’t run over people with cars!
5: Oh. Good.

It did not sound like she thought this was good.

#parentlife #Kids

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Bara no Neko · @baranoneko
26 followers · 268 posts · Server mstdn.social

There’s a Russian family that moved in across the street with a little boy about my son’s age. He only speaks Russian. My son only speaks English (as a 2.5-year-old so…not the clearest 😬). Somehow the two of them manage to play together fantastically despite not understanding each other’s language. No distrust or aversion, just joy and love. It is so beautiful to watch the two of them. Kids, man. They are the best of us.

#parentlife #Kids

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Bara no Neko · @baranoneko
26 followers · 268 posts · Server mstdn.social

2: *holding a fake firefighter megaphone* Detention! There is a fire!
Me: Did you start the fire?
2: No, I did not start the fire.
Hubby: Well, we didn’t start the fire.

#nowthatsongisinmyhead #parentlife #Kids

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Bara no Neko · @baranoneko
25 followers · 237 posts · Server mstdn.social

2: *starts to put a large wooden bead that’s definitely a choking hazard in his mouth*
Me: Nono! Don’t do that!
2:*startled* It’s my birthday!!!!!
Me: …??? It’s not your birthday? And you don’t get to put beads in your mouth then either.
2: *petulantly* It’s my birthday.

#parentlife #Kids

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Bara no Neko · @baranoneko
24 followers · 227 posts · Server mstdn.social

5: Dragons love tacos. So I’m going to leave a taco on the porch and if it’s gone in the morning that means dragons are real.
Me: Other animals probably like tacos too, so it might be another animal eats it.
5: *skeptical look* No, I think it means dragons are real.

Hard to argue with that logic.

#parentlife #Kids

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