Incel's diner, with apologies to Suzanne Vega
(inspired by the below 'yikes' Facebook post)

I am standing in the line
At the coffee shop on the corner
I am waiting at the counter
And some petite blonde blue-eyed cutie
She smiles at me halfway
And before I karate chop her
She is looking out the window
And my heart winces in pain

#Incels #TomsDiner #ParodySong #SongParodies

ok folx i have a brand new #parodySong out
Its my take on #Blink182 "Rock Show"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoOvnuXDlvo

Merry Christmas everyone. A bit of #vanhalen #parody #parodysong #panama "Santa Claus" https://youtu.be/nOjOgIXpLTM

Glen Danzig is gonna kick someone’s ass over this, but it’s fucking fabulous.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CmHbaPjJ67t/?igshid=YTY2NzY3YTc=

#Danzig #ParodySong #Parody

#parodysong #seXmas #TheChristmasSong

Some alt lyrics I wrote back in the 80s for holiday favorite The Christmas Song.

I don't really do Jazz (not skilled enough) or Festive songs (not great at happy tunes) but I do like a bit of seasonal filth and will try some Jazz chords after a bevvy or three.
#Rudedolf #ParodySong #SeasonsGreetings
https://youtu.be/eBkhRPBe11k

This was from last year. Cheating.

I don't really do Jazz (not skilled enough) or Festive songs (not great at happy tunes) but I do like a bit of seasonal filth and will try some Jazz chords after a bevvy or three.
#Rude-dolf #ParodySong #SeasonsGreetings
https://youtu.be/eBkhRPBe11k

This was from last year. Cheating.

Here's my #parodysong for #Svengoolie 's airing of The Crawling Eye tonight at 8pm Eastern time on @MeTV

It's a parody of I Got A Line on You by Spirit

I don't know what to say at this point. If you're with me this far it's probably too late for you.

https://youtu.be/fevLxsusfv4