Chaz, shredding poker under the very intense scrutiny of a cat:
"Oh, Mac! Would you like some pork? Here you go... What now, are you Ankh-sting for some Morpork? Ah, if only you could see what I did there..."

Wordplay is wasted on him, alas. He hasn't read the books.

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