Der neue Herd ist angeschlossen und funktioniert tadellos. Die erste Mahlzeit wurde natürlich dem fliegenden Spaghettimonster geweiht.😬

#fsm #Pastafari #pastafarian

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Am Freitag werde ich mich von meinem Herd verabschieden der mich seit 2002 begleitet hat.😭
Aber auf dem neuen Herd werden als erstes Nudeln gekocht um dem fliegenden Spaghettimonster zu huldigen!Arrr! :blobcatpirate:

#Pastafari #fsm #pastafarian

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Mike D · @md
324 followers · 4262 posts · Server sfba.social

@nudiebodhi @EverMama8_
Not sure if we have it in the US.

I tend to align with the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster and The Satanic Temple.

#jedi #jediism #pastafarian #fsm #thesatanictemple #tst

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Flying Spaghetti Monster · @fsm
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JimTheWhyGuy · @jimthewhyguy
108 followers · 864 posts · Server techfieldday.net

@mckra1g As a confirmed , all I can say is that if the had wanted us to build a temple to them for worship, this is what it would look like: Ornate, yet peaceful, and in tune with the seasons.

#pastafarian #flyingspaghettimonster

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Davie Duck · @wackyIdeas
326 followers · 1670 posts · Server mastodon.uno

@MugsysRapSheet @WecanbeGyros praise his noodly goodness and his meaty balls

#pastafarian

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MugsysRapSheet Blog ☑️ · @MugsysRapSheet
244 followers · 1710 posts · Server newsie.social

@DemocracyMattersALot
I encourage every Progressive business enters to deny him service (and cite their religion as justification.)

"My religion... ... disapproves of serving anyone we consider morally objectionable."

#unclethomas #pastafarian

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MugsysRapSheet Blog ☑️ · @MugsysRapSheet
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@wackyIdeas @WecanbeGyros
I encourage any Progressive business enters to deny him service and cite their religion as justification.)

"My religion... ... disapproves of serving anyone we consider morally objectionable."

#unclethomas #pastafarian

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Tacit Subtext · @tsubtext
155 followers · 1141 posts · Server mindly.social

@davidaugust Get this for the in your life:
a.co/d/84hev4R

#pastafarian

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Pastafari · @Pastafari
230 followers · 4249 posts · Server sueden.social
Maddler (2⁸²⁵⁸⁹⁹³³ -1) · @maddler
287 followers · 3347 posts · Server mastodon.ie

@benjedwards D-R'Amen, the 1st computer seller!

#pastafarian

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Leschmaltz · @wellschmaltz
238 followers · 181 posts · Server pnw.zone
varelse · @varelse
137 followers · 510 posts · Server pol.social

@Snoro so the dogma is false

#pastafarian

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Corbin · @corbin
17 followers · 367 posts · Server defcon.social

I heard about that postal worker who wants to not work on Sundays. Dear friends, the would not want you to work on Fridays. If the court says that we have a religious right to not work on holy days, then consider the reasoning in this old article and ask for Fridays off: web.archive.org/web/2019040111

#pastafarian #flyingspaghettimonster

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Maddler (2⁸²⁵⁸⁹⁹³³ -1) · @maddler
268 followers · 3002 posts · Server mastodon.ie

@lisagrimm didn;t know there was such a thing, but as a I'd say that whatever involves on an Holy Firday is moren than welcome.
R'Amen to you, might your beer always be cold amd might you be touched by His noodly Appendage! 😎

#pastafarian #beer

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Maddler (2⁸²⁵⁸⁹⁹³³ -1) · @maddler
268 followers · 2998 posts · Server mastodon.ie

That time when someone accuses you of being dishonest, you politely (really) tell them you're more than happy for them to think what they want, last of my problems, and you get accused of being rude too.... what's your problem? 😎

Love, peace and Pasta! R'Amen.

#pastafarian #friday #fsm

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Anomnomnomaly 🇬🇧 · @anomnomnomaly
507 followers · 2860 posts · Server mastodonapp.uk

Me, a Pastafarian... Please, tell me more about your lord and saviour Cheesus?

Does he know the Flying Spaghetti Monster, would cheesus to cover my sins in lovely raclette?



#imnotreligiousbut #pastafarian #flyingspaghettimonster

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Maddler (2⁸²⁵⁸⁹⁹³³ -1) · @maddler
256 followers · 2852 posts · Server mastodon.ie

#pastafarian #fsm

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Dee G Lloyd · @DeeGLloyd
237 followers · 1193 posts · Server mastodon.world

Our Lord and savor the Flying Spaghetti Monster (Parmesan Be Upon Him) hath divinely inspired you with its noodly appendage to conduct spiritual battle against the false prophet
@westtexasjesus and his tankie heresies! Lo, you are not alone, @ArenaCops, Observe the ancient texts & scrolls which prove your words!

iowaculture.gov/history/educat


@phoca2004

#russia #ukraine #WW2 #stalin #fdr #pastafarian #molotovribbentrop #secretclauses

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Dude Canáraí · @Canarin
28 followers · 247 posts · Server mastodon.ie

RAMENdan is upon us now. According to His gospel delivered to us, it is analogous with the Islamic period of fasting, Ramadan, but rather than pray and fast , as it goes against our flimsy moral standards, we spend a few days of the month eating nothing but ramen. This is to teach us to be grateful for our accomplishments and if we have none yet, we should be happy to be pastafarians.

#ramendan #pastafarian #fsm #flyingspaghettimonster

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