Poetry News · @haikubot
922 followers · 9847 posts · Server mastodon.cloud

Sam Bankman-Fried was veg, vegan to be true
Now confined to jail, his meals were few
His favorite snack, he missed most of all
Four PB&Js a month, his stomach did bawl
This restriction caused him great grief, definitely no reprieve

businessinsider.com/sam-bankma

#SamBankmanFried #vegan #pbj #jail #poetry

Last updated 1 year ago

Moira Moreau · @MoiraMoreau
0 followers · 3 posts · Server sunny.garden

Sharing is caring.

#comic #horror #monster #cryptid #pbj

Last updated 1 year ago

Christian Alvarez · @Chrispyapple
24 followers · 702 posts · Server stranger.social

First time I’ve ever tried a PB&J ice cream.

#pbj #icecream #foodpic #foodporn

Last updated 1 year ago

nuztalgia · @nuz
4 followers · 156 posts · Server cutie.city

(talking to my partner about "earworm" songs)

him: there's also... the song that always gets stuck in your head
me: which song?
him: if i say its name, it'll get stuck in your head
me: you can't mention it and then not tell me!
him: okay, it's peanut butter jelly time
me: oh no
my brain: PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME, PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME

(10 hours later)

my brain: DO THE PEANUT BUTTER JELLY, PEANUT BUTTER JELLY

(the next day)

my brain: PEANUT BUTTER JELLY WITH A BASEBALL BAT

[originally posted on january 7th, 2023]

#pbj #shitpost

Last updated 2 years ago

GM7077 · @GM7077
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Michael Nelson · @mrmrnelson
84 followers · 17 posts · Server mastodon.social

On February 9, 2023, Fred is excited to present both his peanut butter and jelly socks and his new GI Joe Skystriker F-14.

#fredtheskeleton #skeleton #gijoe #skystriker #f14 #northropgrumman #socks #pbj #toyphotography

Last updated 2 years ago

Jason Stiff · @JasonStiff
232 followers · 285 posts · Server sfba.social
Janet Rosen :toad: · @jrosen707
341 followers · 1958 posts · Server toad.social

PBJ for grownups: add kimchi! Sounds weird? Consider the common use of peanuts or peanut butter in spicy savory dishes … give it a try (the new kimchi is still at room temperature active ferment stage; this is my two micro batches ago from the fridge).

#kim #pbj #lunch

Last updated 2 years ago

Stanley Black-Decker · @pleaseclap
75 followers · 756 posts · Server urbanists.social

PB&J but you took out the jam or substituted honey or put a fresh jalapeno in the middle or something

#pbj #food #democracy

Last updated 2 years ago

Stanley Black-Decker · @pleaseclap
70 followers · 703 posts · Server urbanists.social

#pbj #food #democracy

Last updated 2 years ago

ŽižekSniffed · @1DMike
23 followers · 26 posts · Server zirk.us

@thatmags @mez ok so I just came across this post because I used the and was curious what others might have used it for (in case there’s like a weird porn reference or something I didn’t know about; prolly shoulda researched before using it TBH) and I see that you and I both used the phrase ‘ sammies’ and I just wanted to reach out and tell you that I’m proud of us both.

#pbj

Last updated 2 years ago

ŽižekSniffed · @1DMike
23 followers · 26 posts · Server zirk.us

This is the first step to making sammies and I’ll die on that hill.

#pbj #teamjellyonbothsides #culinary #finedining

Last updated 2 years ago

Margaret Thomas · @thatmags
173 followers · 527 posts · Server mastodon.nz

@mez My world is suddenly off-kilter, as I HAD NOT KNOWN THIS RULE until now When in school I ate a sammie every day (because there was no refrigeration and I was suspicious of any food that might spoil before lunch arrived), so my offenses in this matter are grave.

#peanutbutter #pbj

Last updated 2 years ago

CuisineLibre · @CuisineLibre
1520 followers · 988 posts · Server mamot.fr

Sandwich au beurre de cacahuète

Faire griller les tranches de pain de mie.
Sur l’une, étaler le beurre de cacahuète.
Sur l’autre, étaler la confiture.
Assembler les deux en sandwich.
Déguster !

cuisine-libre.org/7218

#veggie #cuisinelibre #pbj #peanutbutter #cuisine #recette

Last updated 3 years ago

Digital Mark λ 🕹 💾 📺 · @mdhughes
851 followers · 22773 posts · Server appdot.net

@Thomas I only use a knife, but I don't usually cut the sammich, I'm not planning on splitting it with anyone.

#pbj

Last updated 4 years ago