When nomming up your breakfast makes you oink... 😂😋💕 And my Very Holey Blanket has stayed to see another week! Will it see another weekend? 🕳️🕳️🕳️🤔 I'm thinking, if you have something very ventilated, and you don't want the humans to find out how well ventilated it is, don't spread it out - keep it scrunched or folded up. That way, humans don't find the holes and think about a replacement... 😕💕 #pennybun #Pennywisdom #bunny #houserabbit #rabbit #rabbitsofmastodon #poorholeyblanket

@MartineBunny 😕 I couldn't believe it, 2 days of no foot time 🦶🧦⏰. This was me this morning, I made up for it! 🥳🤩🧦 But the worst thing happened Martine, I started doing mischiefs and I hurt my lip with my teeth 😢🤕. However, there's a bit of #Pennywisdom here cos I've gotten a lot of noms! 🤔🤫💕 Not sure I'd recommend it though... 😕

Hey everybun and everyone 👋 I just discovered something new. A high speed run and flop is effective if you think your human has to get up and do their day. This is me post-flop 👇😁. Have a wonderful day! 😀💕 #Pennywisdom #pennyflops #bunny #rabbit #houserabbit #rabbitsofmastodon

Happy Friday everyone 🎉. It's been a good day here so far 😊. Yesterday I refused to eat my breakfast cos humum had to leave early for work 😕😣, she had to give me extra long cuddles to get me to start eating 😔. I wasn't very sorry! Here I am with her hand this morning, having a relaxed post-breakfast cuddle/head smoosh. New wisdom: refuse food, humum will sit on the floor with me til I eat 😍😋. Its tough being a rabbit. 🐰💕 #Pennywisdom #bunny #houserabbit

We're not keen on Monday today 😒😑 However... planting my head in my humum's lap means she can't go anywhere = head smooshes all day. Maybe Monday just got a teeny bit better? 🤔😍 #Pennywisdom #bunny #rabbit #houserabbit

Good Morning world! Snowy again 🌨 I think I'm figuring out that snow and ice mean humans are more likely to stay 🏡 with me and Patch. Icy snowy weather here = more noms and cuddles. Now, back to my squeaky nap...😴😘🌨❄ #Pennywisdom #rabbit #bunny #houserabbit #moresnow

Hey everyone 👋 We're just catching up after Christmas. We hope you've all had a lovely few days. It's been peaceful here, just us and our huparents, and a nice jigsaw puzzle to help them with 🧐. I've discovered new #Pennywisdom to share, and have listened to a lot of classical music with humum 🎶. Happy days 😊🥰

To you lovely folks and floofs following for my cheeky buns Penny and Patch, just to let you know they have their own Mastodon account now:
@PennyPatch
We've been figuring it out over the last few weeks, and are hopefully doing ok! We're still using their Twitter account for now too. 🐰 💗 #bunny #Pennywisdom

To you lovely folks and floofs following for my cheeky buns Penny and Patch, just to let you know they have their own Mastodon account now:
@PennyPatch
We've been figuring it out over the last few weeks, and are hopefully doing ok! We're still using their Twitter account for now too. 🐰 💗 #bunny #Pennywisdom

Aaaaand flop. 😴🥰
#Pennywisdom #bunny

Cold and frozen outside? No worries! Share your human's warmth 😀. Find your human and cuddle with them, making them feel guilty when they think about moving. If they do move anyway, squish yourself under their foot. It's like a heated hat. 🤠🤩 #Pennywisdom #bunny

*The foot is not squishing my head, I insert myself here. Also - it warms my humans foot! 🥰

@PennyPatch 😂 Way to go, Penny! That will keep them still a while longer. 😉 Nobody could ever disturb a sweet flopped bun like you by getting up 🥰! 💕 I love #Pennywisdom!

It's very important to time your flop against your human just as they're about to get up. That way, you make them stay with you. 😉😊 #Pennywisdom