Rauchender Colt · @RauchenderColt
78 followers · 2032 posts · Server troet.cafe

G‘n‘R haben leider gar keinen Biss mehr. 🥱

#perhaps

Last updated 1 year ago

getmisch · @GetMisch
67 followers · 803 posts · Server masto.nyc

Finally went through that bundle of a hundred 1$ bills I got from my bank & found no fewer than four star-bills, as well as four sequentially numbered!
for

#free #money #one #dollar #star #bills #sequential #serial #numbers #valuable #currency #collectible #bank #exchange #suitable #framing #perhaps

Last updated 1 year ago

ghostcultmag · @ghostcultmag
6 followers · 1131 posts · Server mstdn.party

BREAKING NEWS: Guns N' Roses has shared their new "old" song and video for “Perhaps!” What do you think of the track? ghostcultmag.com/guns-n-roses-



#gunsnroses #gnfknr #perhaps

Last updated 1 year ago

Xantastic · @cordova5029
178 followers · 3744 posts · Server dragonscave.space

#perhaps #i #retort

Last updated 1 year ago

Mayana · @Mayana
492 followers · 4546 posts · Server dragonscave.space
Ghost · @GhostSkull
10 followers · 61 posts · Server mastodon.ie

Oh How sweet! I hope nothing spooky or unexpected happens!

? !

#spooky #scary #perhaps

Last updated 1 year ago

John Dolan · @JohnDolanAuthor
198 followers · 885 posts · Server mstdn.party

DEFINITION OF THE DAY:

ICE PICK
~ n.
A device employed in the removal of wax from Leon Trotsky’s ears.

Courtesy of the Otford English Dictionary (no, not the Oxford one).

#writers #Books #joke #humor #perhaps

Last updated 1 year ago

Anne H. · @Anneheathen
244 followers · 1048 posts · Server glammr.us

Patrons, your March rewards are en route to you! If you're not yet a patron you can sign up any time

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#annearchy #patreon #stickers #art #drawing #michiganartist #mushrooms #perhaps #selfpromotion

Last updated 1 year ago

John Dolan · @JohnDolanAuthor
201 followers · 887 posts · Server mstdn.party

MARKETING TIPS
If you can show you care, it's much easier to monetize your brand and get the suckers to part with their money.

#Writing #humor #perhaps

Last updated 2 years ago

John Dolan · @JohnDolanAuthor
201 followers · 884 posts · Server mstdn.party

Two heads are better than one.
Unless you have a conjoined twin with halitosis.

#Writing #humor #perhaps

Last updated 2 years ago

John Dolan · @JohnDolanAuthor
201 followers · 887 posts · Server mstdn.party

The wages of sin is currently around $20 per hour. Allegedly.

#Writing #humor #perhaps

Last updated 2 years ago

John Dolan · @JohnDolanAuthor
201 followers · 885 posts · Server mstdn.party

When I said I was happy to see you, I didn't mean THAT happy.
Please put your clothes back on immediately.

#Writing #humor #perhaps

Last updated 2 years ago

John Dolan · @JohnDolanAuthor
201 followers · 884 posts · Server mstdn.party

PHILOSOPHY CORNER
If you really put your mind to it, you can do anything that's easy.

#Writing #philosophy #humor #perhaps

Last updated 2 years ago

☮️Just Annie☮️ · @LikeItOrLumpIt
480 followers · 2180 posts · Server masto.ai

I idly shrug
the wasp
watchful of his
mercurial hover

#poetry #perhaps

Last updated 2 years ago

John Dolan · @JohnDolanAuthor
202 followers · 884 posts · Server mstdn.party

ME: I've quit smoking for good.
MY BRAIN: Hahaha.

#Writing #humor #perhaps

Last updated 2 years ago

John Dolan · @JohnDolanAuthor
202 followers · 883 posts · Server mstdn.party

There is a tide in the affairs of men, which taken at the flood leads on to hypothermia.
~ Not William Shakespeare

#Writing #history #humor #perhaps

Last updated 2 years ago

☮️Just Annie☮️ · @LikeItOrLumpIt
449 followers · 1889 posts · Server masto.ai

I don't know who needs to hear "this", but...yeah..I also don't know what the "this" is.

#humor #perhaps

Last updated 2 years ago

☮️Just Annie☮️ · @LikeItOrLumpIt
446 followers · 1863 posts · Server masto.ai

Ha! You think it's going to bother me talking into a void? I've been married 32 years.

#humor #perhaps #truthiness

Last updated 2 years ago

☮️Just Annie☮️ · @LikeItOrLumpIt
446 followers · 1857 posts · Server masto.ai

If you don't get my it's probably a character flaw on your part.

#humor #perhaps

Last updated 2 years ago

☮️Just Annie☮️ · @LikeItOrLumpIt
446 followers · 1862 posts · Server masto.ai

Good day Lovelies :sparkles_pink: My green eyes are open and happy to read you! 😉
Why did I use that wink emoji after saying eyes are open? Here :ablobstare: Hmm now both are closing. Disclaimer: my eyes will close on occasion like blinking (reflex) cat napping (for beauty) chocolate (yum) KissingMyWristPretendingItsSomeone (wasn't intending to share that) ANYWAY! 😰 In conclusion, of this..ah..thing. I'll endeavor to mostly keep the eyes open! Questions?No?Ok BYE! 😬

#perhaps

Last updated 2 years ago