Jesus: overturns tables over abuse…

TN GOP: clutches pearls at disorder.

#Petty #Pathetic #ProLife 🤷‍♀️

The renaming of Nehru Memorial Museum and Library (NMML) has sparked a heated exchange between BJP and opposition Congress.
#Congress #Petty #Jab #NehruMuseumRenamed #BJP #Parivar #Reply
https://www.ndtv.com/india-news/nehru-museum-jairam-ramesh-bjp-india-pm-narendra-modi-pradhanmantri-sangrahalaya-congress-p-for-petty-jab-as-nehru-museum-renamed-bjps-parivar-reply-4302400

lol

#ElonMusk has #twitter slow the loading of links to #Mastodon and some other sites he doesn’t like.

#socialmedia #oligarchy #petty

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/x-is-slowing-down-links-to-websites-elon-musk-has-publicly-feuded-with-185544463.html

One time a coworker lied to our bosses and got me fired but didn’t know that I knew it was him, and one of the greatest moments of my life was running into him on the train and forcing him to make small talk with me for like half an hour. #petty

I swear my HOA has a quota that every 3 months they MUST find something to “violate" every house in the neighborhood on, in order to justify their office supply budget.

This week, I’m getting an official violation letter for driveway weeds. That's a highly pressing concern for them. For some reason.

#HOA #Karen #petty #firstworldproblems

Illegal Stop Ends In Arrest #petty #cops

https://youtube.com/shorts/ahmvcFOiD9M?feature=share

Is it #petty that if when somebody send me an email that says “Hey Brain,” I will also misspell their name in my response? I do it EVERY time.

…the #DOJ excoriated the #Minneapolis #police as an agency that put officers &residents at unnecessary risk& failed to act on repeated warnings about #bias…
the rpt criticizes the #MPD for: using “dangerous tactics & weapons”—incl’g neck restraints &Tasers—against people for #petty offense or no crimes; #punishing residents who criticized the police; patrolling differently based on race;& #discriminating against those w/ #behavioral #health disabilities (sic).
#SystemicRacism #MentalHealthStigma

This is a petty attempt to erase the legacy of Nehru and make the Modi government appear more important. It's shameful that our leaders are so focused on rewriting history.
#Nehru #Petty #Cong #BJP
https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/india/row-over-nehru-museum-renaming-petty-act-says-congress-political-indigestion-retorts-bjp/articleshow/101047179.cms

#Nehru #Petty #Cong #BJP
https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/india/row-over-nehru-museum-renaming-petty-act-says-congress-political-indigestion-retorts-bjp/articleshow/101047179.cms

I don’t block many people, but ugh did I just see a bad one and I kinda want to block so I can talk shit more freely. #petty?

#petty #police

Translation of text (and currency) in image:

A woman found a [50 dollars] in March in Räslätt, Jönköping. But it took until May before she went to the police [lost and found] with it.
For this she is now fined [1380 dollars] for waiting to contact the police.

- You could think it’s an unreasonable fine, says the police officer Bo Gunnarsson to
P4 Jönköping.

@jeffcliff @Yukari_Kajiwara @mario @Soy_Magnus @Zerglingman

Sup mofos?

It’s the 29th. I’m going to be taking a special-needs g0yish Sabbatical from the #petty #woo app. I need to study for a professional exam for muh #job #interviews. Also, competitive #coding exercises for job interviews. Mucho serious, very #career 🤩

I expect to be back by #July, #inshallah. Unfortunately I will miss out on posting #ugly #ass #niggers on #Juneteenth. 😭😭😢

Will miss U. Thanks for being #mein #frens!

@jeffcliff @Yukari_Kajiwara @mario @Soy_Magnus @Zerglingman

Sup mofos?

It’s the 29th. I’m going to be taking a special-needs g0yish Sabbatical from the #petty #woo app. I need to study for a professional exam for muh #job #interviews. Also, competitive #coding exercises for job interviews. Mucho serious, very #career 🤩

I expect to be back by #July, #inshallah. Unfortunately I will miss out on posting #ugly #ass #niggers on #Juneteenth. 😭😭😢

Will miss U. Thanks for being #mein #frens!

This is what actual #censorship and #1A infringement is:
Indiana reprimands doctor who spoke publicly about providing 10-year-old's abortion - NPR https://apple.news/AIxDzYTASSBiX20x4wgHwfA #abortion #health #SecondClassCitizen #EqualRights #GovernmentOverreach #petty #vindictive #GOP #corruption #ChildAbuse

My dude, the Metro car during the evening commute is not the place for your loud business call. I hope your call drops in a tunnel.

#CodeOfSilence
#petty

@CatherineRussell2 With all that is going on in this world, this is the last person we need to know about. Petty, petty, petty and needy.

#news #petty #needy #world

Anyone else feel kinda guilty when on mastodon because you're here to waste time (or at least I am) but then there are people posting about all the things that you should be doing, but aren't?
No?
Just me?
#mastodon #petty #ironic

The #aws docs site for the javascript sdk v3 refreshes every every 160ms when I try to view the info for a specific method.

I'm just going to leave it running a browser window just so their servers need to handle my extra 8 requests every 160ms. #petty

This guy is one of my personal heroes. Not for this story, but it helps. 😄
The ultimate petty revenge. #shorts #petty #revenge https://youtube.com/shorts/6nI4L5zfDWU?feature=share