🇺🇸MelodyKayYoung🇺🇦 · @Melody
783 followers · 10822 posts · Server masto.ai

Jesus: overturns tables over abuse…

TN GOP: clutches pearls at disorder.

🤷‍♀️

#petty #pathetic #prolife

Last updated 1 year ago

NDTV · @ndtv
56 followers · 504 posts · Server india.goonj.xyz
Kevin · @kevin
575 followers · 4301 posts · Server famichiki.jp
Baird Campbell · @bairdcampbell
368 followers · 104 posts · Server union.place

One time a coworker lied to our bosses and got me fired but didn’t know that I knew it was him, and one of the greatest moments of my life was running into him on the train and forcing him to make small talk with me for like half an hour.

#petty

Last updated 1 year ago

Ryan Poirier (@rgpphotog) · @RGPphotog
32 followers · 536 posts · Server postchat.io

I swear my HOA has a quota that every 3 months they MUST find something to “violate" every house in the neighborhood on, in order to justify their office supply budget.

This week, I’m getting an official violation letter for driveway weeds. That's a highly pressing concern for them. For some reason.

#hoa #karen #petty #firstworldproblems

Last updated 1 year ago

· @Ubercat
34 followers · 1208 posts · Server noagendasocial.com

#petty #cops

Last updated 1 year ago

b r a i n · @cryptidhunter
22 followers · 28 posts · Server techhub.social

Is it that if when somebody send me an email that says “Hey Brain,” I will also misspell their name in my response? I do it EVERY time.

#petty

Last updated 1 year ago

Nonilex · @Nonilex
515 followers · 1969 posts · Server masto.ai

…the excoriated the as an agency that put officers &residents at unnecessary risk& failed to act on repeated warnings about …
the rpt criticizes the for: using “dangerous tactics & weapons”—incl’g neck restraints &Tasers—against people for offense or no crimes; residents who criticized the police; patrolling differently based on race;& against those w/ disabilities (sic).

#doj #minneapolis #police #bias #mpd #petty #punishing #discriminating #behavioral #health #systemicracism #mentalhealthstigma

Last updated 1 year ago

Nikita Goyal · @nikita32
54 followers · 319 posts · Server india.goonj.xyz

This is a petty attempt to erase the legacy of Nehru and make the Modi government appear more important. It's shameful that our leaders are so focused on rewriting history.

timesofindia.indiatimes.com/in

#nehru #petty #cong #bjp

Last updated 1 year ago

The Times Of India · @timesofindia
12 followers · 1345 posts · Server india.goonj.xyz

I don’t block many people, but ugh did I just see a bad one and I kinda want to block so I can talk shit more freely. ?

#petty

Last updated 1 year ago

kierkegaank · @kierkegaank
226 followers · 1189 posts · Server mastodon.sdf.org

Translation of text (and currency) in image:

A woman found a [50 dollars] in March in Räslätt, Jönköping. But it took until May before she went to the police [lost and found] with it.
For this she is now fined [1380 dollars] for waiting to contact the police.

- You could think it’s an unreasonable fine, says the police officer Bo Gunnarsson to
P4 Jönköping.

#petty #police

Last updated 1 year ago

an 3vil ekccentr1k posting Ls · @ec670
104 followers · 8225 posts · Server pawoo.net

@jeffcliff @Yukari_Kajiwara @mario @Soy_Magnus @Zerglingman

Sup mofos?

It’s the 29th. I’m going to be taking a special-needs g0yish Sabbatical from the app. I need to study for a professional exam for muh . Also, competitive exercises for job interviews. Mucho serious, very 🤩

I expect to be back by , . Unfortunately I will miss out on posting on . 😭😭😢

Will miss U. Thanks for being !

#frens #mein #juneteenth #niggers #ass #ugly #inshallah #july #career #coding #interviews #job #woo #petty

Last updated 1 year ago

an 3vil ekccentr1k posting Ls · @ec670
112 followers · 8495 posts · Server pawoo.net

@jeffcliff @Yukari_Kajiwara @mario @Soy_Magnus @Zerglingman

Sup mofos?

It’s the 29th. I’m going to be taking a special-needs g0yish Sabbatical from the app. I need to study for a professional exam for muh . Also, competitive exercises for job interviews. Mucho serious, very 🤩

I expect to be back by , . Unfortunately I will miss out on posting on . 😭😭😢

Will miss U. Thanks for being !

#frens #mein #juneteenth #niggers #ass #ugly #inshallah #july #career #coding #interviews #job #woo #petty

Last updated 1 year ago

Dendromecon · @dendromecon
49 followers · 2114 posts · Server mastodon.nz
Julia · @QuotiaZelda
23 followers · 163 posts · Server dmv.community

My dude, the Metro car during the evening commute is not the place for your loud business call. I hope your call drops in a tunnel.


#codeofsilence #petty

Last updated 2 years ago

NuddaOz Steph🇭🇲 · @NuddaOz
24 followers · 2615 posts · Server mastodonapp.uk

@CatherineRussell2 With all that is going on in this world, this is the last person we need to know about. Petty, petty, petty and needy.

#world #news #petty #needy

Last updated 2 years ago

Henry · @metaltoilet
76 followers · 169 posts · Server thegreendragon.online

Anyone else feel kinda guilty when on mastodon because you're here to waste time (or at least I am) but then there are people posting about all the things that you should be doing, but aren't?
No?
Just me?

#mastodon #petty #ironic

Last updated 2 years ago

👍Maximum Derek👍 · @bishma
4 followers · 132 posts · Server mas.to

The docs site for the javascript sdk v3 refreshes every every 160ms when I try to view the info for a specific method.

I'm just going to leave it running a browser window just so their servers need to handle my extra 8 requests every 160ms.

#petty #aws

Last updated 2 years ago

This guy is one of my personal heroes. Not for this story, but it helps. 😄
The ultimate petty revenge. youtube.com/shorts/6nI4L5zfDWU

#shorts #petty #revenge

Last updated 2 years ago