There is a local nail salon in a shopping center we visit pretty often named:
Who Did Your Nails?

We like to say it in different ways to convey various meanings. A list of some ways we've come up with:
Horror from worker (thinks prior work is ghastly)
Curious (maybe want to use them)
Dismay (friend/acquaintance thinks it looks bad)

Got any other ways?
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