Flock of Cats 🐈 🐈🐈 · @FlockOfCats
381 followers · 4673 posts · Server famichiki.jpGirl, do you preserve lines and parallelism but not necessarily Eclidian distances and angles? Cuz ur looking affine 🥵 :doge_horny_jail:
The Modesto Kid · @themodestokid
230 followers · 768 posts · Server zirk.us
· @BBC1MusicBot
15 followers · 21782 posts · Server mastodonapp.uk
🔊 #NowPlaying on BBCRadio1's #DancePresents
Sunday Scaries & PiCKUPLiNES:
🎵 Chill like that (Odd Mobb Remix)
#BBCR1 #SundayScaries #PiCKUPLiNES
https://open.spotify.com/track/2UwgoIMAYT0pDOxUFTjEVJ
Please 🔁 BOOST to share what you like
- your followers don't see if you ⭐ favourite a post
#nowplaying #dancepresents #bbcr1 #sundayscaries #pickuplines
Schwern · @schwern
103 followers · 188 posts · Server universeodon.com"I want you to come at me like I killed your dog."
OhSnap!Dragon · @DrOinFLA
555 followers · 1419 posts · Server lounge.town
When I was younger I actually used this line on a young lady, and she laughed so hard that soda came out her nose.
#PickupLines #MeetCute
Kalman 'Carun' Balla · @art_of_carun
39 followers · 48 posts · Server mstdn.social
Pick-up line for wolves 😅
#art #artwork #sketch #doodle #drawing #inking #illustration #cartoon #cartoonists #cartoonillustration #comics #comicstrip #gagcomic #gagcartoons #digitalart #procreate #redridinghood #wolf #pickuplines #bar #funny #MastoArt
#MastoArt #Funny #bar #pickuplines #wolf #redridinghood #procreate #DigitalArt #gagcartoons #gagcomic #comicstrip #Comics #cartoonillustration #cartoonists #Cartoon #Illustration #inking #Drawing #doodle #Sketch #Artwork #Art
Nice Dave · @wx1g
306 followers · 1618 posts · Server 4bear.comThat's what I am! Please understand, I wanna be your holy man!! #RockLyrics #PickUpLines LOL!
AnneTheWriter (New) · @AnneTheWriter1
1385 followers · 336 posts · Server universeodon.com
Some cheesy #PickupLines, to show you how NOT get a date for #ValentinesDay.
(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some #funny #memes & #jokes under this hashtag, and bring more smiles to #Mastodon.)
#Humor #Humour #FunnyMemes #Funny #ValentinesDay2023 #HappyValentinesDay
#pickuplines #valentinesday #hootintootintuesday #funny #memes #jokes #Mastodon #Humor #humour #funnymemes #valentinesday2023 #happyvalentinesday
aminarra_she_her · @aminarra
24 followers · 123 posts · Server home.social[Scene: texting on Snapchat]
Them: *shares pic of dogs on the couch* "they both wanted to be there. Best spot in the house!"
Me: I love being on the couch. The only place better is my bed.
Me: *moment of queer flirting inspiration*
Me: "Maybe you should try it."
Me: "My bed 😏"
Them: "Should I bring The Backpack next time?"
Me: *panic* 🥵
#Polyamory #ENM #Queer #Lesbian #PickUpLines #Gaaay #MakeAMoveYouUselessSapphic #OhNoItWorked
#polyamory #enm #queer #lesbian #pickuplines #gaaay #makeamoveyouuselesssapphic #ohnoitworked
Oscar Harris ☑️ · @OscarHarris
47 followers · 457 posts · Server mastodon.social
LuuPetitek · @LuuPetitek
68 followers · 236 posts · Server socel.net
Do you know those Valentine's Day pickup cards memes? Some may love them, some may hate them, but in my opinion there is a lot of very cleaver ones ;) And I always wanted to do them too, with Ravenia characters. Soo, enjoy those punny boys~
Who would you pick? 😘
Characters: Vasdorl, Lucien, Villen, Raswic, Thevros, Ilphlyn
#mastoart #art #fantasy #digitalart #drow #darkelf #elf #dnd #dungeonsanddragons #tiefling #warewolf #oc #art #meme #valentines #pickuplines #valentinecards #valentinememes
#mastoart #art #fantasy #digitalart #drow #darkelf #elf #dnd #dungeonsanddragons #tiefling #warewolf #oc #meme #valentines #pickuplines #valentinecards #valentinememes
Sapiophielle 🎈 · @Sapiophielle
44 followers · 123 posts · Server computerfairi.esNothing is better than #hallmark #Christmasmovies and their #pickuplines... "Did Santa drop my present off early?" "Are you Christmas because I want to marry you?"
#hallmark #christmasmovies #pickuplines
Restless mind :elonmusk: · @Star
13 followers · 62 posts · Server mastodon.holeyfox.coI love #dadjokes and #pickuplines so much and @tolulope just reminds me to share them when I come on here😂 .
Chez Cuckoo · @chezcuckoo
2 followers · 4 posts · Server mastodon.social
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#comic #comics #comicstrip #comicstrips #pickuplines #funny
#comic #comics #comicstrip #comicstrips #pickuplines #funny
Veronically 🦄∆V · @MxSlimPickens_
67 followers · 1429 posts · Server mastodon.social@The_Whore_of_Blahbylon "Wait until you see my junk, it looks like nail bomb went off in a meat packing plant"
#pickuplines
#bringingsexyback
#pickuplines #bringingsexyback