#Pillow maven and beclowned #election lunatic #MikeLindell absolutely loses his shit during a #deposition when the opposing lawyer mentions unhappy #MyPillow customers calling to complain about lumpy pillows. This guy has been a national laughingstock since he became a leading purveyor of election disinformation and conspiracies, but he always kept his game-face on. It was a snide remark about his pillows that finally sent him over the edge. 🤣

https://youtu.be/IbhgPKVgb9M?feature=shared

#Pillow in #python have good features...

Do you have the right pillow? I find over the years my needs have changed several times. #TipOfDay share your favorite pillow? Due to back pain now 7 months, was getting neck ache. Bad enough I spent $$ on a strange sort and OMG it works for me. I can now flip side to side and back to face down. Just because of a pillow. Also using a small wedge between my knees when side sleeping. So much better! #Pillow #Sleep

Hey - what's going on with Mike the #pillow fluffer - why isn't he under indictment too?

Could it be that clown coup leaders decided #MikeLindell was too bozo to be included?

Shouldn't this clown be focused on saving his dwindling #pillow business instead of worrying about made-up #election #fraud? I've never seen someone so dedicated to their own financial ruin.

#MikePillow

https://www.rawstory.com/mike-lindell-secret-plan-2664014112

Get 30% off literally everything!
https://www.redbubble.com/i/throw-pillow/The-Night-Calls-by-Aji-LaStrange/55232220.5X2YF?asc=u
#Shop #Redbubble #RedbubbleShop #RedbubbleArtist #Pillow #Pillows #ThrowPillow #ThrowPillows #BlackOwnedBusiness #BlackArtist #BlackMastodon

the only battles
that ever made any sense
Childhood pillow fights!

*Did you know you can get my art on throw pillows? And you don't even have to fight over them. :)

ART
https://fineartamerica.com/featured/colorful-pretty-paws-art-2-sharon-cummings.html

#art #artwork #mastoart #fediart #artist #artists #colorfulart #haiku #writing #writingcommunity #smallpoems #poetry #poem #colorful #fedigiftshop #gifts #fun #cute #dog #dogs #doggo #dogart #dogdad #doglife #doglover #doglovers #artmatters #AYearForArt #puppy #puppies #puppylove #pillow #homedecor

Something non photography related today, but made digitally by me. I had a little discussion yesterday with my sister when I showed her this pillow. She told me that she sees it as an orange colored pillow. That got me curious, because I only see it as different shades of brown 😮

What do you see? Orange, brown or...both?
https://www.teepublic.com/throw-pillow/47835996-vibrant-brown-triangles-mosaic-mandala?store_id=2588976

#AYearForArt #BuyIntoArt #JollyJuly #DigitalArt #pillow #poll #orange #brown #FediGiftShop #MastoArt #art #CreativeToots #abstract #color #FediArt

Plush 🦊 #superanimalroyale #fox #furry #furryfox #furryart #furryfandom #furryartist #furryartwork #furrycommunity #furryoc #furrys #furrydrawing #pillow

#MastoPrompt #pillow

How do I confess
I give myself pillowtalk
Pretending it is you

How I know the truth
You are not the imagined perfection
Who lives in my head

How do I stop
The whispered words tattooing my heart
Believing they will one day come true

"I demand satisfaction!" Lord Bombastic flung down his glove. "Choose your weapon."

"Again?" Sir Bathos sighed. "Same as last time. #Pillow fight."

#MastoPrompt #MicroFiction @tanweerdar

An apparition forged from your self image holds your hand and guides you deeper into the cavern.
Shrill screams of banshees echo in your skull, reconstituting memories of mistakes forgotten.
Fools and sages whisper into your ears, their wisdom solving every problem you can imagine.
Angels and devils don the masks of your friends, acting out prophecies, portents and idle fantasies.

In a way, laying your head on your pillow every night is the start of an incredible adventure

#MastoPrompt #pillow

#MastPrompt #poetry #poems #pillow

His head rested on her lap
A pillow for his thoughts
Now long gone as his torso rested down the well
As she had sent his soul to Hell
At tolling of the Midnight Bell
Her hand fussed his tousled hair
As she rocked on the kitchen chair
As his thigh cooked on the spit
The table set for two in shadowed colours
Of a flickering hue
She had finally got her way
On this their solemn Wedding Day

as the other side
of the pillow they’re aware
they are so so cool

#haiku #575 #writing #WritingCommunity #poetry #PoetryCommunity #MastoPrompt #pillow

@tanweerdar

@tanweerdar

Me: “HI, FLOOR! MAKE ME A SAMMICH!”

Floor: “You are drunk, and when you are drunk, you forget: I am in charge.”

Me: “Sudo, make me a sammich?”

Floor: “-Fine-.” *hands me a burrito*

Me: Wait, that’s not—

Floor: Sudo go find your #pillow, you need sleep.

Me: NO one expects the bedtime routine! Amongst our weaponry are such elements as bright red pajamas.

Floor: Go!

Me: *stumbles to bed*

Floor: “Think it’ll woik?

The Melatonin I Forgot: “It Would Take A Miracle.”

The #MastoPrompt for Sunday 23rd July 2023 is:

#pillow

The poem or story can include the prompt word or be about the prompt word.

#SmallPoems #Poetry #MicroFiction #SmallStories

@penprompts (please remove link from any replies)

Take this for a long ride, Trey #Phish #Pillow #Jets #Sound

Check out my latest release on Zazzle.com

Vintage Roses Table Lamp
Just $54.60 !

#Vintage #Roses #Pillow 👉 More items with this design: www.zazzle.com/aura2000/vintageroses

https://www.zazzle.com/vintage_roses_table_lamp-256509297521682169

Mike #Pillow is to blame for his company's plummeting value. He says that retailers have "attacked" him by discontinuing their relationships with his company, but that's just an attempt to redirect responsibility for the consequences of his actions. The fact is that these businesses have a right and responsibility to end partnerships that adversely impact their reputation and bottom line. If Pillow wants to blame someone, he should look in the mirror.

#MyPillow

https://www.benzinga.com/amp/content/33208709

#Lindell thinks he's gonna make a billion dollars selling used, stained #ottomans lol 🤑

https://news.yahoo.com/mike-lindell-auctioning-off-pillow-082017114.html
#MikeLindell is auctioning off #pillow-making equipment and hawking hundreds of random items in a sprawling yard sale

#IAmDB