Having to subscribe to software means you can't just distribute it underground on floppy disks anymore (there may be other issues with that anyway...). πΎ π΄ββ οΈ
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Johnny Depp.
Embarrassment when you repeatedly tap a doubloon or a piece-o'-six against that little payment gizmo, and you know 'Well, I canβt slide it, can I?' will just sound lame, and not the picturesque pegleg lame.
The ocean is wet.
When the industry you're pirating decides to make a dirty deal and cuts you and the artists you're pirating out of the money.
Yer pi-dar fails around bog-standard one-legged and/orrrr parrot-fancyin' West Country coves.
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having to add numbers to your pirate name for uniqueness
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Rickets
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Parrot stains
Aye Matey. Picking the weevils outta biscuits.
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Legal fees from your ongoing defamation of character lawsuit vs. #JohnnyDepp.
π· AP Photo/Alvaro Barrientos
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Remember that if you are playing the #PirateProblems game, please try to include the hashtag #HashItOut so I can track and boost responses.
I archive each game and the hashtag helps me with that in addition to helping build the game audience.
Thank you.
Why should I mention my hook? They are just going to swipe left! Better have them get to know me first. Then break it to them, at the right time, and put on the dull hook.
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What *do* you do with a drunken sailor?
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When your parrot starts replaying your conversation with your wife in front fo the boys! #PirateProblems
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Being sued by apple for your eye patch ... again might take a minute... #PirateProblems
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