Me: [introduces a sidhe moving into the city, with the intent of having the commoner changelings be suspicious and wary]

PCs: [are appropriately suspicious and wary]

Also PCs: [start flirting with her]

Me: Wait. What.

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*Absolute Mayhem and Near TPK*
Recently Revived Melee Alchemist's Player: " ... am prone, so .."
Gunslinger Player: "Bite his kneecaps off?"
RRMAP: "Yes! Exactly!" *rolls to chomp*
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"Our reliable hitter is down."
*entire party* OOH!
Gunslinger player, who's character is unconscious: "I felt the burn from that from here!"
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