So, yesterday I said that I wonder if my deity gets tired of keeping my dumb ass alive...Now I'm questioning if either my deity or another deity is trying to kill me at this point because I just got attacked by a mama and a papa pair of plovers.

Don't let the name.fool you, if you live in Australia you know not to mess.with them.

So to recap, yesterday I drove on a road WHERE THERE WAS NO ROAD CLOSED SIGN so on this road, that was full of holes, and half of the road literally just disappeared. I nearly flipped my car over and fell off a cliff.

Today, I was attacked by a pair of plovers

Last month somone crashed into me and totalled my car

Last year a dog bit me and I had to go to the hospital

And so you want to know what I do that's so dangerous I put my life out on the line everytime I leave my house...I'm a door dasher.

You read that right...I deliver food to people who are hungry...that's it.

I don't know what tomorrow will bring but rest assure I won't be ready for it.

#witch #witchcraft #deity #doordash #menulog #ubereats #plovers #Australia #nsw

Can't believe I saw this in a parking lot of a NY Thruway rest stop.

The grackles were less cooperative than this killdeer.

https://www.inaturalist.org/observations/165933543

#Killdeer #Plovers #Birds #BirdsOfMastodon #iNaturalist #EcoTourism

Whilst we’ve been in the flow of soaring #Bird #Migration this week with guests from Naturetrek Wildlife Holidays we’ve also had some great experiences with the massive colony of Collared #Pratincoles noisily fending off potential #predators, while Kentish #Plovers scuttled among them, copulating Lesser Kestrels and on the sea beautiful encounters with Long-finned Pilot Whales !

#FlywayBirding #ingloriousbustards #Naturetrek

@mrcompletely that wasn’t a micro…. #plovers