Trouser back pockets... why yes that is a Kindle Paperwhite just peeping out of the top! #WeekendSewingClub #Pocketses

Women's clothes. Without pocketes. If Bilbo Baggins had been a female hobbit, HE WOULD NOT HAVE HAD A POCKET TO PUT THE RING OF POWER IN.

So, Gollum comes along. 'What has it got in its pocketses? Oo, no pocketses. It hasn't got my preciousss then, because it hasn't got any pocketses. I'll just squeeze it for dinner then, preciousss.'

*gurgling sound, off*

#LOTR #gollum #LordOfTheRings #tolkien #pockets #pocketses