"Now, what seems to be the prob... OMG! You have #antlers."

"Yes, and I'm quite #proud of them."

"Wait. You don't want them removed?"

"No. I quite like my antlers."

"Why are you here then?"

"I have an ache in my foot."

"Oh. I'm the #butcher. You want the #podiatrist next door."

"Thank you!"

#absurd #nonsense #funny

Another sign of #aging, I'm sitting at the #podiatrist waiting to have #steroid injections into both of my #feet. #bartenderlife #hardwork I sure hope it solves the problem, the surgical option doesn't sound great. I may be spending way too much time standing up.

I can’t remember if I posted a welcome toot. I’m a #podiatrist, #inventor, #communitytheater #actor and #director, and person who likes to #create and then #rest. I parented three boys, two of which are on the #autismspectrum. I mostly come on here to see #beautifulimages and to boost #kind and #brave people. I am not interested in social media fame, but rather being part of a healthy community.

Argh! Didn't realise its good etiquette to do an #introduction post, so belatedly here it is.
Hi.
I'm early 50s Irish-born Brit.
Raised in Newcastle, lived in East Yorkshire all my adult life. Both and neither place feels like home.
Podiatrist in the NHS for over 25 years and I've mostly loved my job.
Vegan. (Still can't remember the e-numbers).
Reader.
Crocheter. Possibly the slowest crocheter in the west but I enjoy it.
Hashtags:
#vegan
#podiatrist
#reading
#scifi
#crochet
#nature
#art