Ellie · @ellie
448 followers · 4151 posts · Server ellieayla.net

"Mfrs" means:

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#pooptoot

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Ellie · @ellie
446 followers · 4067 posts · Server ellieayla.net

What's the chirality of your favourite pasta?

#pooptoot

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Ellie · @ellie
443 followers · 4046 posts · Server ellieayla.net

@mia Know the movie Oblomov? Can't say I've scene it.

imdb.com/name/nm0327199/

#pooptoot

Last updated 1 year ago

Ellie · @ellie
443 followers · 4046 posts · Server ellieayla.net

@mia Ivan Goncharov, the novelist? He died in 1891; I think he came out in 1812. So around e^1.44MB times that, which is just silly.

#pooptoot

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Ellie · @ellie
431 followers · 3685 posts · Server ellieayla.net

🍑💨

#pooptoot

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Ellie · @ellie
431 followers · 3685 posts · Server ellieayla.net

@nev Thanks! You too! 🥰

#pooptoot #fromthebuttsofbabes

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Ellie · @ellie
430 followers · 3582 posts · Server ellieayla.net

What's better, GOAT or JOAT?

#pooptoot

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NaClKnight🧂⚔️🎮 · @NaClKnight
107 followers · 1417 posts · Server mstdn.games

@evan If it's obvious parody/humor/ / then hell yeah.

#shitpost #pooptoot

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NaClKnight🧂⚔️🎮 · @NaClKnight
105 followers · 1358 posts · Server mstdn.games

Each time i feel fed up with my church and my religion, when i feel furthest from God...

That's when some corny atheists shows their whole ass and i get more devout again

#pooptoot

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Alex Von Kitchen · @Dangerous_beans
231 followers · 4418 posts · Server aus.social

@QueerSatanic this is why we have the hashtag

#pooptoot

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Pineapple 🍍 · @Pineapple
22 followers · 474 posts · Server toot.pizza

I created a separate "secret" account to because I've started using this one too earnestly. Most of my shitpost ideas are also usually too weird to exist side by with sincere ones without confusing people.
It's barely been around a week and already it beat my follower count here.
Gotta give the people what they crave I guess, and they crave the poop toots.

#pooptoot

Last updated 1 year ago

Jena 🪷 · @jena
227 followers · 1079 posts · Server eldritch.cafe

Les mérovingiens pratiquaient déjà le yoga. Et chantaient SHA SHA SHAKRA CHARLEMAGNEUH 🎵

#pooptoot

Last updated 2 years ago

Fusterclucker · @fusterclucker
139 followers · 115 posts · Server social.bitwig.community

Rejection is when your own hand won't have sex with you.

#hottakes #pooptoot

Last updated 2 years ago

punko · @punko
17 followers · 124 posts · Server kolektiva.social
Jena 🪷 · @jena
211 followers · 857 posts · Server eldritch.cafe

Encore malade. 😭🤮

Gastro n’en faut.

#pooptoot #literally

Last updated 2 years ago

Jena 🪷 · @jena
207 followers · 825 posts · Server eldritch.cafe

Je tance donc je nuis.

Bon allez c’est à vous.

#pooptoot

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Jena 🪷 · @jena
207 followers · 824 posts · Server eldritch.cafe

J’épanche donc je sue.

#pooptoot

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Jena 🪷 · @jena
207 followers · 823 posts · Server eldritch.cafe

Je panse donc j’essuie.

#pooptoot

Last updated 2 years ago

· @Tehhund
167 followers · 80 posts · Server mefi.social
Crazypedia :baph: :orion: · @Crazypedia
812 followers · 9287 posts · Server pagan.plus

Have a blowing up and you want to keep getting important notifications instead of of ALL the reacts from your post? :mastodon_oops:
the conversation to just silence the boosts and favs from just that thread of conversation. :toot:

Even 30 or 50 reactions to sharing your thoughts, often from names and profiles you recognize as your peers or leaders, it can be a lot. :FediTips:
Don't let it get to you 🧘‍♂️

#pooptoot #mute #feditips #help #FediTip

Last updated 2 years ago