Relatedly, in a recent article I misread "He was also charged by Manhattan prosecutors with falsifying business records related to hush money payments to women who say they had extramarital affairs with him."

I first read it as "hush money payments to women who say they had extraterrestrial affairs with him." and I thought, wow, that explains so much...

#ET #extraterrestrial #affair #women #orange #moron #HushMoney #PoorMelania #trump