Someone stole a litter box and a poop scoop from my doorstep.
Shit accessories for shitty people
#PorchPirate
@scottaw I am gonna let this baby warm up. - 14C outside and snowing. Glad I skipped the pub tonight to see it in my step. It arrived like 18 days early. #TGIF Not sure a #PorchPirate would know what to do with it. So much for signature required delivery from International #FedEx Taking a lead from #Amazon I see.
#porchpirate #fedex #amazon #tgif
I watched the latest Mark Rober #porchpirate #glitterbomb video. The two take-always are: 1) how astoundingly blatant #CarBurglary is in #SanFrancisco, and 2) how #entitled #thieves and their #kids (!) feel to other people’s property.
#porchpirate #glitterbomb #carburglary #sanfrancisco #entitled #thieves #kids
While I can appreciate the nickname "plaid panty porch pirate," those don't look plaid to me. She's apparently most likely a plumber. #PorchPirate https://www.krqe.com/news/weird/video-tattooed-porch-pirate-poses-as-delivery-person/
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If you haven’t viewed this
You may find it as hilarious as I do
Be prepared to ‘shit yourself’ 😂
Ex-Marine Rigs Package With Flash Bang