reading my mystical weather divination cards and i am hopeful for rain tonight & the next few days!

#FingersCrossed #WeatherPrediction #portents

Signs of end times. Next up: the government falls, the monarchy crumbles, a new era of peace and prosperity dawns, the lion lies down with the lamb, authors are properly and justly rewarded for their labours, British trains are no longer shit...

#portents #omens #divination

This morning a black poodle in a Hawaiian shirt wandered into my office and licked me #signs #portents