Holy crap, lots of folks in #portland today do not know how to drive in icy conditions.

Please, slow way down, give extra space and don't break suddenly. It's actually not that complicated.

I had some douchebag riding my ass while deliberately sliding back and forth in the lane. It's all fun for you, and I don't care if you fuck your own car up, but when you're endangering my family I get pretty angry.

#portlandweather

Yay! I am seeing the first teeny tiny snowflakes now here in Brooklyn, Portland. ❄️#PortlandWeather #PDX

I am sooo sad that the fleece-lined yoga pants I ordered arrived and they are way too big. I just had to order a smaller size. Bundled up over here; my thin California blood is still adjusting to Portland weather. #PortlandWeather #PDX

Whoa thunder! We don’t generally get that around here. #portlandweather

After 20 years in San Francisco, I'm still figuring out the weather here in Portland, OR. The cold is seeping in - just ordered a pair of fleece-lined yoga pants! Forecast says snow this coming week and I'm wondering if it will really happen? But lows in the 20's - brrrrr! #Portland #PDX #PortlandWeather #fleece