🤫 my partner, a fully functional and healthy human:
*working from home, giving a presentation in a zoom meeting*

🫠 me, in permanent #goblinMode, only a few feet/meters away:
*struggling to open a snack with a particularly loud wrapper for an uncomfortably long amount of time*

#WFH #MECFS #CFS #chronicFatigue #potato #oops #hungry #potatoLife

[originally posted on february 15th, 2023]

👩‍🌾 me in stardew valley:
in bed by midnight, fall asleep instantly, wake up at 6:00, do productive things

🛌 me in real life:
in bed by midnight, play stardew valley on my phone until 4:00, wake up whenever i wake up, go back to playing stardew valley

#stardewValley #mobileGaming #sundayMorning #sleepy #potato #potatoLife

[originally posted on january 8th, 2023]

can you smell that? it's...

the #StardewValley 1.5 update for #Android and #iOS!!!!!!! :bugcat_wobble: ​:hamster_gamer:​ :jump_for_joy:​

holy heck we've been waiting so long and it's finally here and it's amazing :happy_stimming:​ :blobfox_melt_sob_loved:​

goodbye real world, i'm going to go full #potato mode now (curling up in bed and farming pixelated potatoes). see you in 2024, maybe 🤭 /hj #potatoLife

[originally posted on january 7th, 2023]

how to clean your apartment, if you're a neurodivergent potato like me:

STEP 1
file your nails. they need to be short so that they don't break while cleaning, BUT not so short that it ends up being hard to get dirt out from under them afterwards. and they MUST be filed, NOT clipped, because the sound that a nail clipper makes is terrible. all nail edges should be the EXACT same length, and perfectly smooth and symmetrical. this usually takes ~20 minutes.

STEP 2
forget why you filed your nails.

#neurodivergent #neurospicy #potato #potatoLife #nails

[originally posted on january 3nd, 2023]

hello lovely people! 💜 i wanna share one of my favorite adjectives with you:

🥔 POTATEY
po·tay·tee /pəteɪti/

🤔 definition:
lethargic or slow-moving; lacking energy or alertness; averse to exertion

☺️ usage:
i'm feeling extra potatey today. who's with me? :blobhaj_melt:​

#potato #potatoLife

[originally posted on january 2nd, 2023]

owo what's this? COUCH POTATO is evolving!

*evolution music and animation*

condragulations! your COUCH POTATO has evolved into BED POTATO!

"potaaaaaaaaaaato!!!"

(it's me. i'm the potato)

#potato #potatoLife #evolution #pokemon #shitpost

[originally posted on december 31st, 2022]

*rolling out of bed at noon*
"okay body, time to start our day!"

spongebob narrator voice:
"10 minutes later..."

*curling back up in bed*
"good effort body, we can try again tomorrow :blobfox_melt:​"

#MECFS #chronicFatigue #spoonie #exhausted #potatoLife

[originally posted on december 24th, 2022]