CHILI CHEESE NUGGETS, AGAIN

Chili cheese nuggets
Once again
From the freezer
Into the Air Fryer
Beep beep boop
Whirr whirr whirr
And I wait

Make her a cup of coffee
I make it specially
with a dash of cocoa
Then wander down the hall and go
Wash my hands after, and they're ready

They're already in my tummy
The last bite was yummy

*burp!* 😳

Time for dessert

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CHILI CHEESE NUGGETS, AGAIN

But first
Chili cheese nuggets
From the freezer
To the Air Fryer
Beep beep boop
Whirr whirr whirr
And I wait

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Noon
Whatcha doon?
I'm just chillin', watching TV
Cigarette smoldering
Steam rises from a cup of tea
Load the implement, tee hee hee
The afternoon waits ahead for me
Anyway
Have a beauty day

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When it comes
To dealing with greedy assholes
And asshole politicians
The French
Had the right idea
Vive la France

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LIFE ON HOLD

I've been in the queue
An hour and twenty minutes
The hold music sucks
But a slug's gotta do
What a slug's gotta do
When they answer
It'll only be a few minutes
I'll get what I need
Leave the rep happy
And none the wiser
Then I'll do it again
Meanwhile
I'm in hold music hell

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WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE

The dominos are falling
Enjoy the time we have left
Apocalypses calling
Our kids will pay the debt
From the grave

Hopefully I'm wrong
We can smoke a celebratory bong
It'll all be OK

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HAIKU 0902

It’s that time again
Can you guess what I’m doing?
I’ll bet you you’re right!

#Haiku #Senryu #17Syllables
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