Chris · @chrisafk
24 followers · 284 posts · Server fosstodon.org

You know you've got a problem when the most popular app on your phone is Signal and you're starting to feel like its a little *too* popular...

#privacy #android #apps #pretentious #lol

Last updated 1 year ago

Martin Rundkvist · @mrundkvist
611 followers · 2560 posts · Server archaeo.social

Confrontation concrète (digital photo, 2019)

#art #pretentious

Last updated 1 year ago

unixbhaskar · @unixbhaskar
23 followers · 350 posts · Server fosstodon.org

Pro-tip:

Whenever you listen that the fella tells you that he/she knows what they are doing ....the best thing you can do is put down the phone.

No point wasting time with the monkey, who failed to understand the requirements. And in a valiant stupid attempt try to impress ya.

Bet on your luck ...difficult to stand pretentious people ...

Their approach tells you all, whether they have a genuine one or not.

#hiring #people #behavior #shameful #nonsesne #pretentious #idiotic

Last updated 1 year ago

Cleown Musk · @cleownmusk
121 followers · 42 posts · Server elonsucks.org

Instead of working hard consider suing hard.
All previous episodes are on
webtoons webtoons.com/en/challenge/cleo

If you like the comic then retweet/boost!

#elonmusk #musk #quote #quotes #pretentious

Last updated 2 years ago

Jude · @sister_ratched
268 followers · 3728 posts · Server toot.community

@LifeTimeCooking @MarkAsser @chestas @Inge Post script: Maggie Beer cooks with kale A LOT, but she calls it cavalo nero.

#pretentious

Last updated 2 years ago

Jason Pettus :blobrainbow: · @jasonpettus
349 followers · 1441 posts · Server mastodon.cloud

Read my ★ review of the recent Noah Baumbach film "White Noise," which like my look the other day at the 1985 novel this was adapted from turned out to be a pretentious, nearly unwatchable disaster, promising thrills about mind-controlling drugs and "airborne toxic events" but in reality just another endlessly talky MFA festival snoozer. letterboxd.com/jasonpettus/fil

#review #film #movie #whitenoise #noahbaumbach #terrible #pretentious #talky #snoozer #oscarbaitfail

Last updated 2 years ago

Jason Pettus :blobrainbow: · @jasonpettus
344 followers · 1310 posts · Server mastodon.cloud
Jason Pettus :blobrainbow: · @jasonpettus
346 followers · 1300 posts · Server mastodon.cloud

Read my ★ review of "The Whale," the most depressing, exploitative, unintentionally hilarious piece of Oscarbait in the history of depressing, exploitative, unintentionally hilarious Oscarbait. Bonus MST3K points for Darren Aronofsky adding a horror-movie soundtrack every time Brendan Fraser opened a candy bar! boxd.it/3ULBIr

#review #film #movie #thewhale #darrenaronofsky #brendanfraser #oscarbait #pretentious #depressing #artsyfartsy #terrible #exploitative #manipulative #Dreary

Last updated 2 years ago

Dom | TheHellfridge · @thehellfridge
80 followers · 1 posts · Server lgbtqia.space

New instance, so I suppose it's time for a new .

I'm Dom, 32, / (not into cis dudes afaik tho lol), I'm a , I play a lot of (loving ), although gamers (tm) are exhausting. I as well, so check out my and for that.

I like and things, I'm into and , no matter the art.

Also I live with my wonderful and four which I occasionally toot pictures of.

#introduction #bi #polyam #translator #videogames #indiegames #speedrun #twitch #youtube #silly #queer #musicals #pretentious #art #discourse #family #cats

Last updated 2 years ago

Dom | TheHellfridge · @thehellfridge
80 followers · 1 posts · Server lgbtqia.space

New instance, so I suppose it's time for a new .

I'm Dom, 32, / (not into cis dudes afaik tho lol), I'm a , I play a lot of (loving ), although gamers (tm) are exhausting. I as well, so check out my and for that.

I like and things, I'm into and , no matter the art.

#introduction #bi #polyam #translator #videogames #indiegames #speedrun #twitch #youtube #silly #queer #musicals #pretentious #art #discourse

Last updated 2 years ago

Chris ABRAHAM · @chris
1614 followers · 1001 posts · Server abraham.su

The artisan.chat instance blocked me because I'm an Edgelord.

>An edgelord is a pretentious poseur on the Internet who tries to impress or shock by posting edgy opinions such as nihilism or extremist views.

I feel seen. I feel known.

#pretentious #poseur #edgy #nihilism

Last updated 2 years ago

Jennifer Ebeling · @GardenerPodcast
596 followers · 476 posts · Server mindly.social
StuartDMT · @StuartDMT
1 followers · 7 posts · Server mastodon.social

I saw the new film "Skinamarink" last night. It's supposed to be the new face of horror. It's inspired me to make my own film. It's a comedy masquerading as an homage. I'm pretty open minded and I love artistic works that push you. ("Music on a Long Thin Wire".) This one doesn't make the cut. Comments welcome!

#horror #horrormovie #skinamarink #pretentious #wasteoftime

Last updated 2 years ago

Alistair Cockroft · @Acockroft
159 followers · 460 posts · Server mastodon.world

Darkness makes for soft landing.
Enveloping arms wrap around and bring comfort, a warmth, of sorts.
Familiarity breeds acceptance?
The plummeting fall less significant.
A journey I know and will know again.
The darkness my hiding place.
No longer owned by it, respectfully aquatinted.


Prompt word: plummeting

🤦‍♂️🤣

#MastoPrompt #pretentious

Last updated 2 years ago

Peckishly · @peckishly
103 followers · 108 posts · Server mstdn.party

She's got a way with words.
She's gotten away with words.
She's had her way with words.
She's gotten her way, with words.

#notpoetry #pretentious #wordplay

Last updated 2 years ago

· @Jersh
2 followers · 7 posts · Server mstdn.party
Crepuscular Marsh · @Marsh
68 followers · 9005 posts · Server queer.party

level up your game with this wikipedia page. (or translate random abbreviations in academic texts)
wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Latin_abbreviations

#pretentious

Last updated 2 years ago

· @Pathos
1 followers · 26 posts · Server tabletop.social

hxiuh.itch.io/the-dark-age-of-

Early this year, I made a wee video game review zine to ironically discredit itself, finding fun in plenty of titles. Still, I managed to slot in some thought pieces.

I thought I might as well finally put it on Itch instead of just letting it sit in a folder on my PC.

#videogames #gamereviews #pretentious

Last updated 2 years ago

Jectoons :masto_comic: · @jectoons
200 followers · 203 posts · Server comicscamp.club

Random Vignettes 10

This crow found that cigarette butt on the ground and now it thinks it's all that. Maybe we shouldn't throw those on the ground.

:krita: :cc_by:

#comic #random #crow #pretentious #cigarettebutt #freeculture

Last updated 2 years ago