🔪 Kitchen Witch Adventures ✨

🥨 Pretzels 🧈

Serotonin on a tray.

Goddamn but these are delicious. The first batch is literally already gone, lmao. Glad I doubled the recipe.

#Food #Baking #Pretzels #KitchenWitch

#introduction, I'm Matt, 👋 from Seattle, WA 🇺🇸. I'm a coding Jedi, immersed in the force, crafting digital wonders in a galaxy far, far away. I find solace in the epic tales of #StarWars, expanding my shoe 👟 collection, savoring a slice of 🍕 #pizza, or delighting in the twisty goodness of #pretzels 🥨 . I have a Star Wars-themed home office that embodies my devotion to the force.

May the code be with you 🚀as we embark on this extraordinary journey together!

by #JamesGerstenzan & #ThomasHMAUGH II in #LATimes:

"President Bush briefly lost consciousness Sunday after he choked on a pretzel while watching a football game on television in his living quarters, the White House said.

"After fainting, the president tumbled to the floor from a couch, bruising his lower lip and suffering an abrasion the size of a half dollar on his left cheek, White House physician Dr. Richard Tubb said."

https://www.latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-2002-jan-14-mn-22490-story.html

#GeorgeWBush #Bush #pretzels #football #NearDeathExperience

Happy Friday! Here's some #techno #music to get you amped up to make it through to the weekend! Custom weird visuals by my friend Fetz.

This is kind of a new genre for me to make music in, but I think it turned out ok. It's a lot of fun.

#earthmodularsociety #modularsynth #synthesizer #modular #eurorack #pretzels

I do not like #pretzels.

I DO NOT LIKE PRETZELS!

Unless they’re covered in
⃛ ❣️ϚϦοςӧԼձϮϵ❣️ ⃛

…then I suggest you stay out of the way 👹

#chocolate

The window view to Pretzel World. You're welcome.

#Fensterfreitag #WindowFriday #FenestraFriday
#Pretzels
#Vindufredag
#PretzelWorld

@JasonTrue Whenever anyone mentions mall food, I always think of Hot Sam’s pretzels 🥨

#mallfood #nostalgia #pretzels #HotSam

I miss #RoldGold’s butter pretzels. They were the very best. But these are pretty good. 🥨🥨🥨 #NationalPretzelDay #Pretzels #ButterPretzels #Yum

Happy pretzel day!
#pretzels

It’s #NationalPretzelDay!

#pretzels

I had a hankering for a #pretzels. #SundayBaking #Bread

The trick to getting free #pretzels at the #bakery is to have a cute looking child accompany you. Works almost every time 😅

Planning to visit tomorrow; will report back.

https://www.blackforestatx.com/

#atx #Austin #beer #pretzels #bretzeln

"Hi, my name is Neil Joiner and I am the owner/operator of the Black Forest. The Black Forest is simply the best spot for authentic German food in Austin, Texas. We are located in front of the Live Oak Brewing Company which means you can pair our food with their amazing German beers!"

Out of the oven...
#pretzels #bakingbread #bread

Making #pretzels. Was going well¹ until it came to shaping them.

That definitely did not go well.

They're currently resting before boiling and baking, as am I.

(¹ Though I doubled the recipe quantity to make eight instead of four, but seem to have ended up with nine. Ahem.)
#bread #bakingbread #loafstyle

Chocolate covered pretzels that I made #chocolate #pretzels #yummy #madebyme

What a rollercoaster these pretzels nuggets have been!
🫣😒 Those are some ugly lumps of dough.
🤩😋 But they baked up beautifully!
😱😤 And they're all stuck to the parchment.
😮‍💨🤤 Steaming them off was more work than I wanted to put in, but it's done and those pretzels are delicious.
#baking #pretzels

Dot? Dot, darling? Look, it's not you, it's me. Your North Dakota pretzel sticks have been my favorites. I've bragged about them to friends. It's just, just, well, Dot, I'll just it. There's someone else now. Her name is Zapp and she's this got this spicy Creole thing going in. Oh, the Voodoo spice, so savory? What is that, tomato and garlic? And the Jazzy Honey Mustard's got something kinda cheese? Sorry, Dot. It's over between us.

#junkfood #pretzels

The small sourdough breads I made today were okay-ish.
It's the third time the bread disappoints, so I threw my old starter out and started on a new one.

So, in the grip of Baker's Frustration, I decided to bake something else; something I'd never done before: pretzels*.
They, at least, were fine, though I admit I'm no great shakes at shaping.

*but an old Dutch variant, called chez nous: 'krakeling', which roughly translates as 'something that cracks'.

#SourdoughBaking
#Pretzels
#Krakeling

Made pretzels, badly. I know what to do differently next time. And here’s where I wish we could do plain text search - someone here made beautiful pretzels, and kindly pointed me to a good recipe online, and I have no idea how to find them to tell them thank you again. #baking #pretzels