Kostoglotov · @Kostoglotov
111 followers · 3853 posts · Server mastodon.scot

@mudge och well, I’ll just go doon the pub then. Cheers cunto.

#prick

Last updated 1 year ago

Jack Daddy · @jackdaddypaul
633 followers · 1302 posts · Server mastobate.social

This weekend, I'm contributing two classic (as if I cared about hiding my face lol) and a little morning scratch

Help make Sunday Penis Posting trend across the Fediverse and remember to tag your pics and clips with every Sunday. Boost them and Favourite when you see them and remember to contribute yourself! Expose your brother!

#sundaypenisposting #dickpics #pube #penis #pubes #dick #dong #prick #cock #boner #helmet #exhib #erect #erection #dickpic

Last updated 1 year ago

Carrie Randolph :apple_inc: · @harleygold
376 followers · 3139 posts · Server mas.to
BoneQuest · @bonequest
365 followers · 578 posts · Server bonequest.net
Kevin Russell · @kevinrns
2063 followers · 18251 posts · Server mstdn.social

Ron DeSantis is feeling really butch after his gender affirming care. More than anything Ron wants to feel like a man. So he gets medical help, where his hormones won't.

Ron got gender affirming care. Its no big deal. But...
"being" a prick is a big deal, tell Ron he's a hate farming prick.

#Trans #pride #desantis #electiledysfunction #prick #viagra

Last updated 1 year ago

SugarDaddy · @mario
43 followers · 215 posts · Server obo.sh

I love to receive invitation from stranger to act as their horny , , and .

I love to be the with my hands at my and within a group of °s. My is just made to entertain you. I for you, I cock slapp () things for you, I cock rub () objects for you and - finally - I for you on whatever you tell me to ejaculate on ().

My will do all for you without any fear to get touched, because I am just a and who loves to as often as possible.

I just want to and as often as possible!

#girls #voyeur #lurker #wanker #cum #squirter #horny #guy #cock #balls #sexy #girl #prick #wank #cockslapping #cockrubbing #cumonobjects #boner #ejaculate #masturbate

Last updated 1 year ago

Dr.Nick · @devxvda
1086 followers · 1193 posts · Server mastodon.ie

Remember that I had a plumber who wanted to charge 1200 EUR for a 2c part + labour?

I don't blame him, I'd do the same myself if I thought I would get away with it. He doubled down when I called him out and entered "cunt mode".

Best of luck to you, lad. You were called out and doubled down... you had the chance to take your bollocking, but you went all out. Fuck ya - there are other plumbers who don't pull the piss.

Per your last message... "👍"

#prick #cuntmodeengaged

Last updated 2 years ago

Amelia Rulez 👑 · @AmeliaRulez
121 followers · 1131 posts · Server mastodon.top

Genre de gars que t'invite pas dans un party 👇🏼

RT @senseipascal@twitter.com

@francoislegault@twitter.com Pis l'intolérance contre les non-vacciné(e)s, elle ?

🐦🔗: twitter.com/senseipascal/statu

#prick #justsaying

Last updated 2 years ago

gwfoto · @gwfoto
161 followers · 697 posts · Server newsie.social

I’m certain the must have his and threw a little like

tells it won’t share information about ongoing investigations

In a letter to Chairman responding to a flurry of document requests, the said that “any oversight requests must be weighed against the department’s interests in the of its .”

cnn.com/2023/01/20/politics/ju

#little #prick #stomped #feet #Napoleon #fit #justice #Department #jim #jordan #house #judiciary #doj #protecting #integrity #Work

Last updated 2 years ago

auchterturra · @auchterturra
141 followers · 743 posts · Server mastodon.scot

I hope @RishiSunak enjoyed his haunting last night.

#prick

Last updated 2 years ago

TP · @3dogcouch
67 followers · 251 posts · Server mas.to

@dw What a great story!

#prick #ProstateCancer #creativity

Last updated 2 years ago

Xxxunzippedxxx · @xxxunzippedxxx
482 followers · 2107 posts · Server mstdn.party

#cock #dick #prick

Last updated 2 years ago

Goddess Athena ❤️‍🔥 · @FindomGodAthena
150 followers · 164 posts · Server mas.to

Some would do well to reeducate yourselves on the meanings of these acronyms

-S.S.C.

-R.A.C.K.

-P.R.I.C.K.

To know the basics of what it really means to practice bdsm in a safe manner that’s beneficial to both parties.

#SSC #consent #safetyfirst #findom #femdom #ethicalbdsm #prick #rack #kink #bdsm

Last updated 2 years ago

Knightpainter · @knightpainter
0 followers · 1 posts · Server mastodon.world

Hi Mastodon world, here's a little painting in progress...

Today I will mostly be writing in an attempt to unpack this piece a little (not too much), and find her a name…

Tbt
Oil and genuine gesso on panel
20cm x 15cm


#wip #pomegranate #fertility #doubtingthomas #prick #intruder #initiation #Reclaiming #seed #oilpainting #oval #Portals #genuinegesso #magic #craft #agency #tongues #Forms #enchanted #animate #madefromscratch

Last updated 2 years ago

Baldo Buttman · @Buttfool
170 followers · 5453 posts · Server baraag.net

Does anyone know, like, a good slang term/colloquialism for the corpus spongiosum (CW: icky anatonomical pics on Google)? You know, the "bulgy" underside of the penis?

I've given this a lot of thought. I believe this to be the "throat" of the penis, in appearance and function, and we should all know it as such.

Image credit: Toshiyuki Kusakihara, Fire Emblem Heroes (im srry)

#boner #cock #dick #dork #zaat #dingus #dong #knob #member #penis #prick #schlong #tallywhacker #wang #willy #weiner

Last updated 3 years ago

Sir Hendrick ⚔️ · @SirHendrick
423 followers · 6931 posts · Server noagendasocial.com

My butcher (organic meat) had a blood cloth in his brain. So I asked. Yes, he got his first shot. , one of them thought, but 'this has nothing to do with that'. He's recovering at some place. 💉

#pfizer #prick #jab #stab #shot #sideeffects

Last updated 4 years ago

JD Kop · @Koppa
200 followers · 2222 posts · Server noagendasocial.com

Everyone knows a prick you'd rather not see!

#CCPChina #nihao #mofos #thornydevil #virus #prick

Last updated 4 years ago

Sir Hendrick ⚔️ · @SirHendrick
423 followers · 6931 posts · Server noagendasocial.com

on a in , using your kid as human shield, after having traveled the world.

geenstijl.nl/5150002/sukkel/

#virtuesignalling #ClimateProtest #amsterdam #elitist #prick

Last updated 5 years ago