Kostoglotov · @Kostoglotov
111 followers · 3853 posts · Server mastodon.scot
Jack Daddy · @jackdaddypaul
633 followers · 1302 posts · Server mastobate.social
This weekend, I'm contributing two classic #dickpics (as if I cared about hiding my face lol) and a little morning #pube scratch
Help make Sunday Penis Posting trend across the Fediverse and remember to tag your pics and clips with #SundayPenisPosting every Sunday. Boost them and Favourite when you see them and remember to contribute yourself! Expose your #penis brother!
#pubes #dick #dong #prick #cock #boner #helmet #exhib #erect #erection #dickpic
#sundaypenisposting #dickpics #pube #penis #pubes #dick #dong #prick #cock #boner #helmet #exhib #erect #erection #dickpic
Carrie Randolph :apple_inc: · @harleygold
376 followers · 3139 posts · Server mas.to“DeSantis is now a millionaire” and can’t pay $18,628.66. #prick #desantis
https://www.businessinsider.com/desantis-book-made-him-millionaire-but-still-student-loans-documents-2023-6
BoneQuest · @bonequest
365 followers · 578 posts · Server bonequest.net
Today in BoneQuest History for June 20th 1999 "AGLHALGHALGH" https://bonequest.com/258 #bonequest :pants: :deuce: #balls #cock #cocksucking_noises #deuce_pants #jizz #larry_flynt #piss #porn #prick #vocabulary
#bonequest #balls #cock #cocksucking_noises #deuce_pants #jizz #larry_flynt #piss #porn #prick #vocabulary
Kevin Russell · @kevinrns
2063 followers · 18251 posts · Server mstdn.social
Ron DeSantis is feeling really butch after his gender affirming care. More than anything Ron wants to feel like a man. So he gets medical help, where his hormones won't.
Ron got gender affirming care. Its no big deal. But...
"being" a prick is a big deal, tell Ron he's a hate farming prick.
#Trans #pride #desantis #electiledysfunction #prick #viagra
SugarDaddy · @mario
43 followers · 215 posts · Server obo.sh
I love to receive invitation from stranger #girls to act as their horny #voyeur, #lurker, #wanker and #cum #squirter.
I love to be the #horny #guy with my hands at my #cock and #balls within a group of #sexy #girl°s. My #prick is just made to entertain you. I #wank for you, I cock slapp (#cockslapping) things for you, I cock rub (#cockrubbing) objects for you and - finally - I #cum for you on whatever you tell me to ejaculate on (#CumOnObjects).
My #boner will do all for you without any fear to get touched, because I am just a #Voyeur and #Wanker who loves to #ejaculate as often as possible.
I just want to #masturbate and #ejaculate as often as possible!
#girls #voyeur #lurker #wanker #cum #squirter #horny #guy #cock #balls #sexy #girl #prick #wank #cockslapping #cockrubbing #cumonobjects #boner #ejaculate #masturbate
Dr.Nick · @devxvda
1086 followers · 1193 posts · Server mastodon.ieRemember that I had a plumber who wanted to charge 1200 EUR for a 2c part + labour?
I don't blame him, I'd do the same myself if I thought I would get away with it. He doubled down when I called him out and entered "cunt mode".
Best of luck to you, lad. You were called out and doubled down... you had the chance to take your bollocking, but you went all out. Fuck ya - there are other plumbers who don't pull the piss.
Per your last message... "👍"
Amelia Rulez 👑 · @AmeliaRulez
121 followers · 1131 posts · Server mastodon.topGenre de gars que t'invite pas dans un party 👇🏼 #PRICK
RT @senseipascal@twitter.com
@francoislegault@twitter.com Pis l'intolérance contre les non-vacciné(e)s, elle ?
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/senseipascal/status/1618986866581344257
Czecher 🏳️🌈🇨🇿🔞 (he/him) · @czecher
76 followers · 28 posts · Server super-gay.co
#prick in the dark
#prick #uncut #uncutcock #uncutdick #mybiguncutdick #hardon
gwfoto · @gwfoto
161 followers · 697 posts · Server newsie.socialI’m certain the #little #prick must have #stomped his #little #feet and threw a little #Napoleon like #fit
#Justice #Department tells #Jim #Jordan it won’t share information about ongoing investigations
In a letter to #House #Judiciary Chairman #Jim #Jordan responding to a flurry of document requests, the #DOJ said that “any oversight requests must be weighed against the department’s interests in #protecting the #integrity of its #work.”
https://www.cnn.com/2023/01/20/politics/justice-department-jim-jordan/index.html
#little #prick #stomped #feet #Napoleon #fit #justice #Department #jim #jordan #house #judiciary #doj #protecting #integrity #Work
auchterturra · @auchterturra
141 followers · 743 posts · Server mastodon.scot
TP · @3dogcouch
67 followers · 251 posts · Server mas.to@dw What a great story! #creativity #ProstateCancer #prick
#prick #ProstateCancer #creativity
Xxxunzippedxxx · @xxxunzippedxxx
482 followers · 2107 posts · Server mstdn.party
Goddess Athena ❤️🔥 · @FindomGodAthena
150 followers · 164 posts · Server mas.toSome would do well to reeducate yourselves on the meanings of these acronyms
-S.S.C.
-R.A.C.K.
-P.R.I.C.K.
To know the basics of what it really means to practice bdsm in a safe manner that’s beneficial to both parties.
#bdsm #kink #SSC #RACK #PRICK #ethicalbdsm #femdom #findom #safetyfirst #consent
#SSC #consent #safetyfirst #findom #femdom #ethicalbdsm #prick #rack #kink #bdsm
Knightpainter · @knightpainter
0 followers · 1 posts · Server mastodon.world
Hi Mastodon world, here's a little painting in progress...
Today I will mostly be writing in an attempt to unpack this piece a little (not too much), and find her a name…
Tbt
Oil and genuine gesso on panel
20cm x 15cm
#wip
#pomegranate #fertility #doubtingthomas #prick #intruder #initiation
#reclaiming #seed #oilpainting #oval #portals #genuinegesso #magic #craft #agency #tongues #forms #enchanted #animate #madefromscratch
#wip #pomegranate #fertility #doubtingthomas #prick #intruder #initiation #Reclaiming #seed #oilpainting #oval #Portals #genuinegesso #magic #craft #agency #tongues #Forms #enchanted #animate #madefromscratch
Baldo Buttman · @Buttfool
170 followers · 5453 posts · Server baraag.net
Does anyone know, like, a good slang term/colloquialism for the corpus spongiosum (CW: icky anatonomical pics on Google)? You know, the "bulgy" underside of the penis?
I've given this a lot of thought. I believe this to be the "throat" of the penis, in appearance and function, and we should all know it as such.
#boner #cock #dick #dingus #dong #dork #knob #member #penis #prick #schlong #tallywhacker #wang #willy #weiner #zaat
Image credit: Toshiyuki Kusakihara, Fire Emblem Heroes (im srry)
#boner #cock #dick #dork #zaat #dingus #dong #knob #member #penis #prick #schlong #tallywhacker #wang #willy #weiner
Sir Hendrick ⚔️ · @SirHendrick
423 followers · 6931 posts · Server noagendasocial.com
My butcher (organic meat) had a blood cloth in his brain. So I asked. Yes, he got his first shot. #Pfizer, one of them thought, but 'this has nothing to do with that'. He's recovering at some place. 💉 #prick #jab #stab #shot #sideeffects
#pfizer #prick #jab #stab #shot #sideeffects
JD Kop · @Koppa
200 followers · 2222 posts · Server noagendasocial.com
Sir Hendrick ⚔️ · @SirHendrick
423 followers · 6931 posts · Server noagendasocial.com#VirtueSignalling on a #ClimateProtest in #Amsterdam, using your kid as human shield, after having traveled the world.
#elitist #prick
https://www.geenstijl.nl/5150002/sukkel/
#virtuesignalling #ClimateProtest #amsterdam #elitist #prick