Wife (struggling with literal paperwork to renew her teaching license): "arrrgrhghh I hate that I have to print all this off & mail it"
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Me (being helpful): "make sure you use Comic Sans or they won't let you teach elementary ever again"
#paperwork #PrinterProblems #teaching

Just spent half an hour fighting with my basically-brand-new photo printer, thinking it was broken because it wouldn’t feed the 13x19” paper that it DEFINITELY supports.

…turns out I dropped some tiny plastic disc things in the paper feeder when re-doing the studio.

Close up your printer when not using it. Seems like an extra step, but it’s worth it.

#diwhy #fail #printer #printerproblems #technightmares #canon #pixma #photoprinter

aaaaaaarrgh drukarki 😤
error code: 00000000
co to znaczy? co to znaczyyy???
#printerproblems

I've had an unusual multi-year period of success with my inkjet printer. Ink cartridge and alignment issues made me think I was at the printer's end of life. Nope. It turns out it stopped liking the second-party cartridges I was using. #PrinterProblems

Me: Hey #printer! Print this in gray scale pleas.
Printer: mimimi I'm out of paper.
Me: here have some paper.
Me: Hey #printer! Print this in gray scale pleas.
Printer: mimimi I'm out of yellow.
Me: come on, it's christmas. And I want grey scale anyway.
Printer: mimimi I'm out of yellow.
Me: well fuck you then. I hope you get coal in your stocking! Stupid machine!
#printerproblems