#BernardJenkin in his lighthouse pondered/Why Boris was hintin Lang he rondered/Although Sir Bernard wined & dined/He never has,good soul,committd a crime/Poo pooin abortion clinic protestin/He joined Labour,in calling it "mental molesting"/Oft háve his rosy cheeks & Eleanor smile/Nobodys rules in House defiled/So 3 cheers hip for the Lands End lad/Unlike Boris,purely not bad/N when it comes out prompt at 9/Smack Boris with it,replacing Big Ben Chime!#PrivilegesCommitteeReportOnTheCrimesOfBoris