Swan song · @Swan
790 followers · 173 posts · Server aus.social


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The pilot says we’re going to crash.
But nothing wrong with the plane.
So human error or suicide,
Either way the pilots to blame.
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The entitled fool,
he broke our best toy!
A good source of news!
A good source of joy!
.
No Bandage is going
cover this hurt
Hopefully he
receives his just deserve
.
Now his car company is
Suffering too
A stock prices falling
With nothing to do
.
The latest is being
voting him out
Or building excitement by
showing view counts.
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Last updated 2 years ago

Swan song · @Swan
760 followers · 171 posts · Server aus.social


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It’s finally happened.
He’s lost his poor mind.
It was bound to occur,
just a matter of time.
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Pity the poor man,
detached from real life.
With no one he trusts,
to tell him what’s right
.
Lost in a bubble,
of his own design.
He fears to be somewhere,
that someone might find.
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Another paranoid android
On a bit too much weed.
Unwilling to step back,
or learn, or concede.
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Scrambled attempts,
to maintain control.
By hiding the truths,
he doesn’t want told.
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Pity the billionaire,
lost in the world.
Holding on to tight,
he’s lost what he held.
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Last updated 2 years ago

Swan song · @Swan
125 followers · 71 posts · Server aus.social

Re: Future marketing purchases.
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Dear Mr Musk

We are sorry to behold.
You seem to have lost,
all qualities of control.

Your product’s not voting,
the way that you tell it.
Your product’s not buying
the things you would sell it.

Your product now seems,
to see through your games.
It won’t sit on its shelf,
and it thinks to complain.

Inflated, your product
has less now to give.
Peering from poverty,
it has less time to live.

To put it succinctly
Your product’s revolting.
So to expect us to buy it,
is simply insulting.


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Last updated 2 years ago