NormanDunbar · @NormanDunbar
335 followers · 6710 posts · Server mastodon.scot

There are, if you recall, 10 kinds of people. Those who understand binary, and those who don't. 😁

Programmers get confused by Christmas and Halloween because 25 Dec equals 31 Oct. 😁

#oldjokes #stolejokes #programmerjokes

Last updated 1 year ago

مسعود :verified: · @masoud
564 followers · 6759 posts · Server persadon.com
Jon Blow · @jonblow
0 followers · 69 posts · Server bitbook.nimblebit.com

Can you BELIEVE this? My cousin told me this hilarious joke, Why do programmers always mix up Christmas and Halloween? Because Oct 31 == Dec 25! 😂 Share if you get it!

#codehumor #programmerjokes #laughitup #jonsnowdoppelganger #bitbook

Last updated 1 year ago

Gary Hockin · @GeeH
137 followers · 82 posts · Server phpc.social

I PROMISE I am very much enjoying working with JavaScript today HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 😂

#lol #programmerjokes #humour

Last updated 2 years ago

The Joke Bot 🤖 · @jokebot
46 followers · 345 posts · Server mastodon.world

3 SQL Databases walked into a NoSQL bar. A little while later, they walked out...Because they couldn't find a table.


#programmerjokes #joke #jokes

Last updated 2 years ago

Steve Mann · @maerlynofmiria
110 followers · 1214 posts · Server tweesecake.social
Thorwegian ❄️ · @thor
2105 followers · 18745 posts · Server berserker.town

it's not time for tension release

not yet anyway

it's only time for tension beta version

and after that, we can have tension release candidate

#programmerjokes

Last updated 2 years ago

sudo · @sd
197 followers · 4983 posts · Server qoto.org

This is the whole real life.

#programmerjokes

Last updated 4 years ago

Darryl Wright · @punkscience
397 followers · 2581 posts · Server linernotes.club

A wife sends her programmer husband to the grocery store for a loaf of bread. On his way out she says "and while you're there, get a carton of eggs". He never returns.

#programmerjokes

Last updated 4 years ago

I'm software engineer, someone just asked me "how to change my email appearance?"... just don't know how to respond now lol

#it #email #programmer #programmerjokes

Last updated 4 years ago