Beatrix · @beatrix
138 followers · 924 posts · Server mastodon.gamedev.placeConservative Rasterization implies the existence of Woke Rasterization
#graphicsprogramming #programmingjoke
Don Stewart · @donsbot
874 followers · 763 posts · Server aus.social
Every day in the kitchen for me is like
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Elye · @elye
73 followers · 33 posts · Server androiddev.social
Code vs Architecture #programmingjoke #programminghumor #programmerhumor
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Elye · @elye
73 followers · 33 posts · Server androiddev.social
Code vs Architecture #programmingjoke #programminghumor #programmerhumor
#programmingjoke #programminghumor #programmerhumor
Proprietary Tech :windows: · @fosserytech
228 followers · 445 posts · Server mstdn.socialWhich one is programmers' favorite drink?
Java coffee or Gitea? 🤔
#java #gitea #programmingjoke #Programming #Coding #fosserytech
#fosserytech #Coding #Programming #programmingjoke #Gitea #Java
Astra Kernel :verified: · @AstraKernel
1065 followers · 1394 posts · Server infosec.exchange
CL/CD
Continuous Learning and Continuous Development
#programming #cicd #devops #development #programmingjoke
Alien 👽 Max | 🇺🇦 gamedev · @maxim
750 followers · 804 posts · Server mastodon.gamedev.place
When after an hour of working on a scene in Unity, the program closes with an error, and you didn't have time to save
#indiedev #gamedev #madewithunity #gamedevelopment #programming #programmingjoke #memes
#memes #programmingjoke #programming #gamedevelopment #madewithunity #gamedev #indiedev
Fossery Tech :fedora: · @fosserytech
169 followers · 319 posts · Server mstdn.social
Get 'em, loopey boiiii
#browser #JavaScript #programmingjoke #Programming #meme #memes #fosserytech
#fosserytech #memes #Meme #Programming #programmingjoke #JavaScript #Browser
RecursiveNeuron :verified: · @RecursiveNeuron
328 followers · 424 posts · Server techhub.social
RecursiveNeuron :verified: · @RecursiveNeuron
322 followers · 419 posts · Server techhub.social🏵️ Someone create a Senior developer Version of ChatGPT
It will answer all questions with:
"It depends"
#programming #MachineLearning #ArtificialIntelligence #chatgpt #programmingjoke
#programming #machinelearning #artificialintelligence #chatgpt #programmingjoke
Dmytri · @dk
234 followers · 138 posts · Server tldr.nettime.orgRT @PadmashreeJha
A byte walks into a bar looking miserable.
The bartender asks it: "What's wrong buddy?"
"Parity error." it replies.
"Ah that makes sense, I thought you looked a bit off."
#programming #programmingjoke #programminghumor #Python #javascript #Java
#programming #programmingjoke #programminghumor #python #javascript #java
RecursiveNeuron :verified: · @RecursiveNeuron
306 followers · 396 posts · Server techhub.social
RecursiveNeuron :verified: · @RecursiveNeuron
290 followers · 375 posts · Server techhub.social
RecursiveNeuron :verified: · @RecursiveNeuron
289 followers · 371 posts · Server techhub.social
RecursiveNeuron :verified: · @RecursiveNeuron
271 followers · 353 posts · Server techhub.social
jmny · @jmny
3 followers · 31 posts · Server mastouille.fr
Krishnendu Marathe · @krishnendu
1 followers · 12 posts · Server fosstodon.orgI feel relieved now that a #bug is found on my project. It took a whole week but I found the cause. All that's left is to rediscover the cause in the code and fix it.
#programmingjoke #jaded
RecursiveNeuron :verified: · @RecursiveNeuron
236 followers · 273 posts · Server techhub.social
JDWr1ghtBra1n · @JDWr1ghtBra1n
84 followers · 284 posts · Server mstdn.party10 vote "Speaker of the House"
20 goto 10
#Speakerofthehouse #programmingmemes #programmingjoke #nerdjoke
#speakerofthehouse #programmingmemes #programmingjoke #nerdjoke
RecursiveNeuron :verified: · @RecursiveNeuron
159 followers · 198 posts · Server techhub.social
My mind is like my web browser. 19 tabs are open, 3 are frozen and I have no idea where the music is coming from. #Chrome #programmingjoke #programminghumor #programmingmemes
#Chrome #programmingjoke #programminghumor #programmingmemes