its_matchell · @manarm
8 followers · 87 posts · Server rat.academytoday I ordered something called the dongle dangler #prolifictooter #eraofthedongle #wiredonlypls
#prolifictooter #eraofthedongle #wiredonlypls
· @bigShinyRainbowMotherFucker
10 followers · 136 posts · Server rat.academy
its_matchell · @manarm
8 followers · 77 posts · Server rat.academy
· @bigShinyRainbowMotherFucker
10 followers · 121 posts · Server rat.academyMan, antibiotic toots just hit different
#prolifictooter
#maybethisisonetoottoomany
#prolifictooter #maybethisisonetoottoomany
· @bigShinyRainbowMotherFucker
10 followers · 116 posts · Server rat.academyOnly two things in life are inevitable: paying for tech debt, and taxes.
#prolifictooter #whydidweeverwritethatinthefirstplace
#prolifictooter #whydidweeverwritethatinthefirstplace
· @bigShinyRainbowMotherFucker
10 followers · 114 posts · Server rat.academyTheres nothing quite like starting the work day out with a good toot toot
Except for maybe not starting the day out at all. That sounds good too
#prolifictooter
its_matchell · @manarm
8 followers · 65 posts · Server rat.academywho needs Spotify when you can absentmindedly hum grizabella the glamor cat to yourself #jellicletoot #prolifictooter
its_matchell · @manarm
8 followers · 61 posts · Server rat.academy
bringing #goodtobeaminion to the mastodon #goodtobeaminion #prolifictooter
#goodtobeaminion #prolifictooter
· @bigShinyRainbowMotherFucker
10 followers · 108 posts · Server rat.academyTheres nothing like tuning queries in the morning with a hot cup of joe while youre #scaringTheHoes
#prolifictooter
#scaringthehoes #prolifictooter
its_matchell · @manarm
8 followers · 58 posts · Server rat.academy
if u go to SLAM they will let u toot but only about bear jug #bearjug #prolifictooter
· @bigShinyRainbowMotherFucker
10 followers · 100 posts · Server rat.academyHow
In my years of being a shitpost edgelord and a coder boi
How have i not already come to the 'repo-st' play on words yet?
On a completely unrelated subject:
'Repo-sting PR because of new commit' is a 10/10 pun
#prolifictooter #punsnotguns
· @bigShinyRainbowMotherFucker
10 followers · 95 posts · Server rat.academy
· @bigShinyRainbowMotherFucker
10 followers · 93 posts · Server rat.academyThis is a Public Service Announcement
The Chili Empanadas at Coffee Stamp is straight fire
This PSA is brought to you by:
CoffeeStamp
My social anxiety
And, of course, #prolifictooter
· @bigShinyRainbowMotherFucker
10 followers · 92 posts · Server rat.academyIve had 4 cups of coffee today
My insides aren't inside anymore
#prolifictooter
· @bigShinyRainbowMotherFucker
10 followers · 90 posts · Server rat.academyMy favorite part about drinking three cups of coffee in a day isnt the heart palpitations or the anxiety. Its the more frequent opportunities to toot toot
#prolifictooter
its_matchell · @manarm
8 followers · 40 posts · Server rat.academy@Maggie only toots when u reminder her so the secret is im gonna keep reminding her #prolifictooter
its_matchell · @manarm
8 followers · 38 posts · Server rat.academyname a more wistful song than the boxer by s&g i dare ya those bois had the WIST #thewist #sandg #prolifictooter
#thewist #sandg #prolifictooter
· @bigShinyRainbowMotherFucker
10 followers · 90 posts · Server rat.academyWelcome @Nik to our nice little slice of digital heaven. Happy tootin
#prolifictooter
This toot toot is brought to you by #bidets
Buy one now!
· @bigShinyRainbowMotherFucker
9 followers · 85 posts · Server rat.academyIts strange. This is a WFH toot, but im not actually home.
#installBidetsNationwide
#prolifictooter
#installbidetsnationwide #prolifictooter
