You think you know big bottles? Jeroboam? Nebuchadnezzar? Think again.

French fizzmongers Luc Belaire have just unleashed ZEUS upon an unsuspecting world.

This fucker (the bottle, I mean) is over 1.4 meters tall and holds 45 litres of champagne. That’s equivalent to 60 standard bottles.

That’s a fuck-off big party in just one bottle.

When full it weighs 72.5kg (160lb) and takes two people to pour. More might be wise. Or install a tap in the base somehow?

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How much is Weston leg?

One day, starving people, are going to cook and eat the CEO of Loblaws. There's no other way to survive. Record profits, while people starve.. I've never tasted human flesh, pass a piece of the Weston family here, do we get PC points for a leg or arm?

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