Listen, I’m #over40. If I help you move at this stage of my life, it’s because we big big friends. I’m gonna keep coming back, over and over again like the #herpes of your friend group, because I’m invested in this #friendship. And also maybe because my back hurts now and you have #muscle relaxers.
#pulledamuscle #mybackhurts #toooldforthisshit #outofshape #amideadyet #whydidiagreetothis
#over40 #herpes #friendship #muscle #pulledamuscle #mybackhurts #toooldforthisshit #outofshape #amideadyet #whydidiagreetothis