TardisCaptain.com · @TardisCaptain
307 followers · 1880 posts · Server dice.camp

To the person who stole my place in the queue.

Iโ€™m after you now.

#pun #humor

Last updated 1 year ago

TardisCaptain.com · @TardisCaptain
305 followers · 1847 posts · Server dice.camp

My balloon elephant wouldnโ€™t fit on the back seat of the car.

So, I had to pop the trunk.

#pun #humor

Last updated 1 year ago

Count Regal Inkwell · @vinesnfluff
123 followers · 1960 posts · Server equestria.social

This image entered my mindspace and I could not rest until I'd produced it

#starfield #pun #garfield #videogame

Last updated 1 year ago

Joanne Fisher · @Jedigirl
2078 followers · 10393 posts · Server mindly.social

#humour #pun

Last updated 1 year ago

Dailingual · @Dailingual
81 followers · 289 posts · Server toot.wales

Ar gael nawr am ! / Now available for , pardon the !

#pr #peldroed #promoting #football #teams #pun

Last updated 1 year ago

JJ Celery · @jjcelery
350 followers · 2932 posts · Server mastodon.ie

It's a trajeudi.

#multilingual #pun

Last updated 1 year ago

LordWoolamaloo · @LordWoolamaloo
824 followers · 3422 posts · Server mastodon.scot

Henry, Portrait of a Serial Hoover
(Yes, that is a pun on the film title)

#pun #film #photography #hoover #henry

Last updated 1 year ago

TardisCaptain.com · @TardisCaptain
305 followers · 1815 posts · Server dice.camp

What do you call a knight made entirely out of fine china?

Sir Ramic.

#pun #humor

Last updated 1 year ago

10xโ˜•

#pun #puns #meme #memes

Last updated 1 year ago

TardisCaptain.com · @TardisCaptain
306 followers · 1752 posts · Server dice.camp

Whatโ€™s the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling?

One is a whiny toddler and the other is a tiny waddler.

#pun #humor

Last updated 1 year ago

Keep dying to Godrick the Grafted.

Guess hes too...well-armed?

#eldenring #joke #pun

Last updated 1 year ago

1TootMemoir · @1TootMemoir
27 followers · 98 posts · Server mstdn.social
Holis · @holis
7 followers · 19 posts · Server kinky.business

It's Saturday Night Lewd!

#pun

Last updated 1 year ago

megalobyte · @megalobyte
14 followers · 55 posts · Server mstdn.social

Because they bike for office

#pun #urbanism

Last updated 1 year ago