Mark Wyner :vm: · @markwyner
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Michael Rawdon · @mrawdon
239 followers · 2501 posts · Server sfba.socialIf the CW made a low-budget adaptation of This Is How You Lose The Time War they could call it Doctor Hue.
Terry Matz · @terrymatz
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Michael Rawdon · @mrawdon
239 followers · 2501 posts · Server sfba.socialI’m surprised they still make Cabernet
I’d have thought by now it’d have been replaced by Ubernet.
OxgardenZ · @OxgardenZ
374 followers · 2536 posts · Server mastodon.greenKarl is building a working guillotine out of air-dry modelling clay. When I asked him why, he mumbled something about DAS Kapital Punishment. 🙂
Mark Wyner :vm: · @markwyner
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Henry · @hl
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OxgardenZ · @OxgardenZ
374 followers · 2528 posts · Server mastodon.greenEven in the south of France, the only thing my friend Hugh will drink is a good hot cuppa of English Breakfast.
He says it’s how to stay fresh, but I can’t stand this Hugh Midi tea. 🙂
OxgardenZ · @OxgardenZ
374 followers · 2528 posts · Server mastodon.greenI remember one time I was in Chester. It was a heatwave and I was so hot I jumped in the river.
Talk about “Dee hydrated”! 🙂
OxgardenZ · @OxgardenZ
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Mark Wyner :vm: · @markwyner
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Mark Wyner :vm: · @markwyner
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Samuel Smith ✅ · @Jirikiha
135 followers · 1672 posts · Server mastodon.cloudA weasel walks into a bar…
The bartender looks up and says "Wow! in all my years tending bar, I’ve never had a weasel stop by, What can I get you?..
“Pop,” goes the weasel.
#puns
Mark Wyner :vm: · @markwyner
2172 followers · 2932 posts · Server mas.toRobin: The Batmobile won’t start.
Batman: Check the battery.
Robin: What’s a tery?
Felyashono · @felyashono
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Alexey Staroselets · @alexeystar
0 followers · 27 posts · Server mas.toI love puns in general, but bilingual ones amuse me in a special way 🙂 Here's a multilingual(!) one:
English: “Where do cats go when they die? To purrrgatory.”
Spanish: “¿De dónde van los gatos cuando mueren? Purgatorio.”
Portuguese: “Para onde os gatos vão quando morrem? Para o purgatorio.”
Italian: “Dove vanno i gatti quando muoiono? Nel purgat(t)orio."
French: “Où vont les chats quand ils meurent? Au purrrchatoire.”
Mark Wyner :vm: · @markwyner
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Terry Matz · @terrymatz
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Steve Griffin 〓〓 · @GriffinGroup
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OxgardenZ · @OxgardenZ
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