Michael Rawdon · @mrawdon
237 followers · 2236 posts · Server sfba.social

In an alternate universe there’s a Silicon Valley which is based on magic rather than tech, and the main road running through it is named Alchemy No Real.

#puns #punsforever

Last updated 2 years ago

Michael Rawdon · @mrawdon
196 followers · 1375 posts · Server sfba.social

I am mildly disappointed that the bangle didn’t come from Bangalore, though.

#MsMarvel #punsforever

Last updated 2 years ago

Albert Kirk Jr · @AlbertKirkJr
448 followers · 1185 posts · Server mastodon.scot

Ironically... by Albert Kirk Jr

Prolly the warst pun iver 😄

#scotspoetry #punsforever #ScotsLeid #scots

Last updated 2 years ago

Ivy-Oak 🏳️‍⚧️✨️ · @IO
89 followers · 371 posts · Server helvede.net

This Barbie... is also a Ken.
Their name is BarKen - because gender is always a bargain, amirite?

I thought I would bring some enby babe vibes to the Barbie and Ken trend I've seen blossoming on Instagram.
So here is a rare selfie ✨️

Here is the link if you want to try it too:
barbieselfie.ai

#trans #nonbinary #enby #selfies #punsforever #queer #barbiemovie #barbiethemovie

Last updated 2 years ago

Michael Rawdon · @mrawdon
182 followers · 904 posts · Server sfba.social

@Cdespinosa The clam before the storm?

#punsforever

Last updated 3 years ago

Michael Rawdon · @mrawdon
157 followers · 721 posts · Server sfba.social

@ana Really gotta shell out for those eggs these days.

#punsforever

Last updated 3 years ago

Michael Rawdon · @mrawdon
157 followers · 721 posts · Server sfba.social

@Cdespinosa I think the fish is now playing bass for Codplay.

#punsforever

Last updated 3 years ago

Michael Rawdon · @mrawdon
154 followers · 685 posts · Server sfba.social

How do you make a large boulder the size of a small boulder?

You use a bould system.

mastodon.social/@lizzard/10976

#punsforever

Last updated 3 years ago

Kcdl · @kcdl
11 followers · 44 posts · Server mastodon.au

If you can’t afford the mortgage on your fort you end up with a:

#puns #wordplay #punsforever

Last updated 3 years ago

Michael Rawdon · @mrawdon
111 followers · 280 posts · Server sfba.social

Seeing more people announce they’re leaving Twitter for Mastodon. It’s like a…

…Mast migration.

#punsforever

Last updated 3 years ago

Michael Rawdon · @mrawdon
111 followers · 280 posts · Server sfba.social

@Popehat Is this what they call a Mast Migration?

#punsforever

Last updated 3 years ago

Michael Rawdon · @mrawdon
97 followers · 213 posts · Server sfba.social
Michael Rawdon · @mrawdon
82 followers · 110 posts · Server sfba.social

@mcc @Gargron Sounds like… prime real estate.

#punsforever

Last updated 3 years ago