Schrodinger cookie rule: the only way to know if there are some cookies left in the package is to open the package and collapse the probability wave into actual cookies (or lack thereof).

Schrodinger cookie rule corollary: cookies are bad for your weight but excellent for your mental health. The only way to find out is to open the package and eat at least one cookie.

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