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Plaid · @plaidtron3000
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@CactuarJoe Queen of the COOL RANCH

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Chip · @DinosaurRobo
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This isn’t even the dumbest oddly Soviet space vampire movie I’ve seen. If you haven’t seen Dracula 3000, please don’t see Dracula 3000.

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Did they ever get Tony off Phobos?

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strangefour · @strangefour
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The egg effect is shockingly the best thing in the movie. Outside of some of the stolen Russian space special effects.

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Plaid · @plaidtron3000
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You know, that was a pretty big assumption those were eggs. Maybe that's just how she poops. And ya'll are gonna go putting it in your hot dog casseroles?

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strangefour · @strangefour
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Okay that was kinda dumb and bad. But now I wish we'd known ahead of time to make green jello and dye some eggs red to snack on after the movie.
Thanks for hosting another wacky one @Taweret

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Plaid · @plaidtron3000
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Best concept, if not the best line of the film. "Hemophilia means she must be royalty!" Able to leap to conclusions even superman wouldn't be able to do in a single bound!

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trixter · @trixter
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That movie was an aesthetic delight and a logical torment! So thanks as always to @Taweret for hosting! I almost sat this one out to play some Zelda since I'm at home but I knew I'd be glad I watched it.

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strangefour · @strangefour
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So the lesson of this movie is that scientists are irresponsible morons?

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Bad ending, but fun watch. Loved all those Soviet era space effects. Thanks again @Taweret! for hosting! I'm going back to The Cone and writing some better ending treatments.

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Chip · @DinosaurRobo
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With all the talk at the end about feeling the Sun on their faces, I kinda hoped our astronauts would discover they were vampires now too.

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You know what would have been a better ending than that? ANYTHING!

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THAT'S IT!!?? That wasn't even an ending. Jello molds and CUT okay.. just assume everyone on earth is dead in a week.

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trixter · @trixter
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So mad that "THE END" didn't have a question mark fade in.

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Joe Wynne · @joewynne
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They don't have a platter of pulsating orbs in Soviet special effects, by gods!! Go USA!!


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Plaid · @plaidtron3000
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precious cargo, everyone! Precious cargo!

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Plaid · @plaidtron3000
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think of all the time she spent pooping eggs out everywhere. Have you considered flying it into the sun?

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