*Somebody* doesn't get why The Damn Guy's noisy machine woke her @ 8. The Mommy probably gets it, & also would have preferred otherwise. Ms. Waffle-Pants agreed to go out, but couldn't be bothered to go down the steps, & is now back in bed with The Mommy. Damn Guy gave LLW her bonbons (pills) & helped with the steps, but hasn't fed a little grrl either, & only made Demon Poo Juice, which she doesn't get. "Guy. WTF." #Mondog #dogsOfMastodon #LadyLucyWafflePants #QueenSakitobaOfSakatchewan

After just one small plate of waffle pieces, Lady Lucy Waffle-Pants, a.k.a. Queen Sakitoba Of Sakatchewan, crawled onto the bed and fell into a deep, maple-syrup-induced coma. She also emitted horrible smells at her Mom & sighed a deep sigh of contentment. #waffleMadness

It's unclear if the maple syrup was imported from Vermont or Canada. 🍁 🥞 🐕 #LadyLucyWafflePants #QueenSakitobaOfSakatchewan

"Hey everybody! Look at my butt." #Mondog #DogsOfMastodon #LadyLucyWafflePants #QueenSakitobaOfSakatchewan
The picture doesn't convey well enough how much higher her butt is than her head. :)

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