I looked at myself in the mirror this morning and thought,

“Self, you have never looked more like crazy mode Jack Nicholson in The Shining.”

My second conscious thought of the day?

“Give me the fucking bat, Wendy…”

This is what listening to fireworks allllllllll night long does to a person.

#DailyAffirmations #GoodMorning #QuitYourDamnFireworks #QuitYourBullshit

Scariest day of the year for pets. At least with the two New Years (western and Chinese) that is mostly at night and often ruined by rain. #fourthofjuly #quityourdamnfireworks