yakkoj 🦊 · @yakkoj
178 followers · 6135 posts · Server fosstodon.org

good god the utter shit people take on the website formerly known as twitter, most likely in a good-intentioned effort to remain connected, is astounding. It's puzzling. To paraphrase a famous DVD secret menu, We Should Not Be Here.

Since it's hard to search here, I reiterate my twexit:

04/2022: E.M. threatens to buy twitter; I stop posting.
10/2022: E.M. is forced to keep his word and buy twitter; I delete my account.

I had no clue how right I was.

mastodon.world/@waltmossberg/1

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yakkoj 🦊 · @yakkoj
178 followers · 6115 posts · Server fosstodon.org

how pretty much any unsafe string manipulation using C was invented.

digipres.club/@foone/111010758

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yakkoj 🦊 · @yakkoj
175 followers · 5973 posts · Server fosstodon.org

When an icon is inadequate to convey that this is "The Mother of All Games".

I'd have chosen a tank getting struck by lightning as the icon.

botsin.space/@winicons/1109805

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yakkoj 🦊 · @yakkoj
175 followers · 5969 posts · Server fosstodon.org

I suppose "I'm biased because I'm in it" is understated without saying "I made the game they're documenting" ;o)

mastodon.art/@jmechner/1109796

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yakkoj 🦊 · @yakkoj
175 followers · 5917 posts · Server fosstodon.org

We need to send this poster (via email, US Mail, however) to all the politicians who thought book bans were a great idea.

And also, since the cross-section of those who think book bans are good and those who don't want to properly teach history is likely a "Venn diagram" that's just ONE CIRCLE, we should include this text:

Those who do not teach history intend to repeat it.

journa.host/@thealexknapp/1109

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yakkoj 🦊 · @yakkoj
175 followers · 5911 posts · Server fosstodon.org

The REAL reason that the vehicle on the right has a shorter bed as the years go by is to contain the cargo within the cab.

botsin.space/@fuck_cars_bot/11

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yakkoj 🦊 · @yakkoj
176 followers · 5888 posts · Server fosstodon.org

I have absolutely no sympathy for the corporations. Especially not this rogue's gallery.

Annual revenue of over half a trillion dollars? Cut me a check... er, a break.

mastodon.social/@tillybridges/

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yakkoj 🦊 · @yakkoj
175 followers · 5885 posts · Server fosstodon.org

So it goes to follow that THIS is what Costco will look like right now.

fosstodon.org/@drdrang/1109525

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yakkoj 🦊 · @yakkoj
175 followers · 5882 posts · Server fosstodon.org

And here I am just wanting to run a system that doesn't slam garbage at me every 5 seconds and abuse me, my data, and my psyche...

kitsunes.gay/notes/9iulpa94sg4

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yakkoj 🦊 · @yakkoj
168 followers · 5828 posts · Server fosstodon.org

Why do I use uBlock Origin and block ad delivery networks' javascript again?

(though there is something to be said for the value of paying attention and not tying your net worth in garbage crypto)

indieweb.social/@web3isgreat/1

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yakkoj 🦊 · @yakkoj
167 followers · 5777 posts · Server fosstodon.org

I'll be certain to skip over results to fandom wiki just for the "AI" "answers"

(fun fact: my knowledge of Zelda as a franchise pretty much stops at "there is a hack for the Wii if you have Twilight Princess", and since I'm human, I'd probably get misinformed from fandom)

wetdry.world/@keat/11092387512

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yakkoj 🦊 · @yakkoj
167 followers · 5714 posts · Server fosstodon.org

Like I keep saying, the authoritarian follower is much more dangerous than the authoritarian leader because there are more of them and we have to live in closer proximity to them.

I think Judge Fani should add D.T.'s minions' latest actions to the indictment (the jury was apparently doxxed.)

IANAL, but I'm sure "this act is in furtherance of the enterprise."

universeodon.com/@georgetakei/

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yakkoj 🦊 · @yakkoj
167 followers · 5677 posts · Server fosstodon.org
yakkoj 🦊 · @yakkoj
167 followers · 5604 posts · Server fosstodon.org

This defect in Android (and I consider Android/Google to be the problem) is why I've stopped using Android day-to-day. I've been waiting for over a DECADE for them to fix it, and it's clear that Google only wants my wi-fi password.

We could have had Titanium do proper restores of data, or even proper backups of Android phones, but Google thinks we're all MORONS

fosstodon.org/@kytta/110869819

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Nate Shore 🌎 · @nateshore
546 followers · 1083 posts · Server mindly.social
yakkoj 🦊 · @yakkoj
165 followers · 5485 posts · Server fosstodon.org

Microsoft Pollution Generator 1.0 for DOS.

botsin.space/@winicons/1108383

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yakkoj 🦊 · @yakkoj
162 followers · 5444 posts · Server fosstodon.org

leave it to people to lend truth to error messages

shame that the kernel doesn't get to have fun anymore as I believe they took this message out and does anyone use parallel to print anymore?

If you watch carefully, the fire burns green as the thermal ink in the middle is burnt

infosec.exchange/@catsalad/110

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yakkoj 🦊 · @yakkoj
162 followers · 5442 posts · Server fosstodon.org

It's how Facebook and the website formerly known as Twitter happened.

fosstodon.org/@sirber/11082863

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yakkoj 🦊 · @yakkoj
156 followers · 5327 posts · Server fosstodon.org

I HAVE GOT TO MAKE ONE OF THESE WHEELS OF FUCK

Wire a switch to a digital in on the Arduino that lets me spin it when I press the button (which should be one of those red "mushroom" things you find in industry or on a Halon abort switch)

It also needs "Wheel of Fortune" noises when I spin it.

fosstodon.org/@bikerglen@masto

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yakkoj 🦊 · @yakkoj
156 followers · 5323 posts · Server fosstodon.org

And it's been demonstrated that the Third Law of the Tesla Prime Directive is game for being ignored, what with all those deaths at the hands of unfinished self-driving software.

Remember, your Tesla gets about half its stated range when it's cold out!

fosstodon.org/@daviddlevine@wa

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