Random Thought: Extraterrestrials arrive on Earth, and they want our coffee and chocolate. They'd also like 100,000 pounds of almonds to make marzipan sculptures of their leaders because why not?

#coffee #extraterrestrials #alieninvasion #sciencefiction #writingprompt #randomthought

Speaking of coffee and chocolate, I kind of a Caffè mocha about now...

You should all know that the highest compliment you can receive from someone with ADHD is to be called “interesting” or “fascinating”.

It also works in reverse—if you call an ADHD’er one of those terms, they will love you for it.

#ADHD #compliment #RandomThought

I gots a random late night thought Fedi, here a simple question

What's ya go to Soda/Fizzy Drink? I'm sure we all got interesting faves!

Mine has to be Dr Pepper, absolutely loving the Dark Berry Limited Edition at the mo, what about y'all?
#mastodon #randomthought #drinks

#randomthought "Would you still love me if I was a worm?" takes on a whole new meaning if the asker is a shape shifter or a deity.

I think I need to wash my hair tonight.

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Kupaham kenapa dia mentok. Lagunya kurang variatif shay, kebanyakan laulek nya. Paling yg kekinian Sam Smith doang yg dibawakeun, itupun di episud awal 🙃🫠 Udah gitu juga lebih banyak teriak2 nya gitu dahal gak semua lagu mesti dijeritin juga keleus. Intinya dese sama nastasha beding cabe2an itu mesti belajar sama idola nyokap gue ttg gimana caranya ngenakin lagu, ga harus diteriakin semuanya tp lebih ke ngerti kapan senjatanya mesti dikeluarin pada moment yg tepat gitchu 💋🤍🖤 #randomthought

If you know somebody who's rich, try kicking them in the perineum until they pay you to stop.

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Should white hydrogen be considered natural gas?

#randomthought #energy

#RandomThought ¿Os acordáis del Big Culo Day?

I sincerely hope that when an expert gets into the classic strong-AI argument with an actual AI, he or she has the self-awareness to realize the absurdity of the argument.

Now, if the AI is the one taking the "against" position in the strong AI debate, he, she, or it is toying with you.

#randomthought #sciencefiction #weird

#RandomThought At some point in the next few years I am expecting to hear how kids have discovered that it is possible to send paper emails via the postal system. It will become a thing.

#randomThought #maybetoohonest I sometimes feel bad for using more than 3 squares of toliet paper to wipe after peeing....I grew up in a poor home so we counted our toliet paper squares and now that I'm an adult I still worry about it...... #poorlife

#Idris is the only famous actor I’ve heard talking about UK hip hop group #Hijack
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Maybe I have read too much AA Gilliland but what is the probability that a Mars colony would be used for offshore illegal immigrant detention?
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#30s
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#omegle
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omegle because typing out all the search terms in hashtags feels like you're going on omegle and typing interests when all i wanna do is search!

#search
#searching

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God gave humanity an enormous Earth full of enough resources that everyone could live comfortable and full lives and yet every civilization from the beginning of time has managed to both exploit the Earth's resources and squander them at the same time.

2 kinds of people know the eternal truth of life. drunks and mungs. #RandomThought

New drinking game: Take a shot each time you see a nsfw or lewd post on the federated timeline.

#random #randomthought

#RandomThought Wenn Fakten durch einen Filter gehen, können auch Fakten ein falsches Bild vermitteln.

#RandomThought Nur weil man es schafft, offensichtlichen Quatsch wie Homöopathie und flache Erde zu durchschauen, ist man noch lange nicht immun gegen Verschwörungserzählungen, wie man am GWUP-Meltdown gut sehen kann.