Mystile · @Mystile
61 followers · 392 posts · Server mastodonbooks.netTFW you spoke to your BFF having a horror movie marathon today and you ask why she's doing it on a Monday, while completely forgetting that it's her birthday.
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#randomtoots #randomthoughts #friendship #actuallyautistic #adhd
#randomtoots #randomthoughts #friendship #actuallyautistic #adhd
LouieG · @louiexxz
57 followers · 68 posts · Server stranger.social
Mar :mastodance: :purplecheck: · @mooseandriosmom
353 followers · 5540 posts · Server mindly.socialI need to be a on train bound for glory. But no. It's my luck to be stuck on a train bound for nowhere.
Mar :mastodance: :purplecheck: · @mooseandriosmom
349 followers · 5520 posts · Server mindly.socialShut me in a empty tavern and I'll make the whiskey disappear.
Marie :bluecheck: · @mooseandriosmom
323 followers · 4665 posts · Server mindly.socialI once had the time of my life but that was in the late 80's when Johnny and Baby showed me that I don't belong in the corner either.
Marie · @mooseandriosmom
295 followers · 4140 posts · Server mindly.socialI'm not an old hippie, but I am a old zipping doo-da.
Marie · @mooseandriosmom
287 followers · 4010 posts · Server mindly.social
Marie · @mooseandriosmom
286 followers · 4004 posts · Server mindly.socialDef Leppard: Pour some sugar on me.
Me: Okay.
Fire ants comes a marching.
Def Leppard: OH SHIT!
Me: Careful what you wish for in the desert.
Marie · @mooseandriosmom
278 followers · 3890 posts · Server mindly.socialOf course, I've ridden on trains. I rode one at Six Flags and Disney World.
Choo! Choo!
Marie · @mooseandriosmom
272 followers · 3824 posts · Server mindly.socialOh my God! She cried. Am I ever going to be wanted dead or alive!
Marie · @mooseandriosmom
272 followers · 3766 posts · Server mindly.socialWhen I asked the mastodon for a ride I thought I'd be on his back.
Hey, buddy, your tusk is giving me a wedgie.
Marie · @mooseandriosmom
21 followers · 230 posts · Server mstdn.socialWhere's Cagney and Lacy when you need them?
Marie · @mooseandriosmom
259 followers · 3617 posts · Server mindly.socialIn the desert drought rain drops rarely fall on your head.
Marie · @mooseandriosmom
249 followers · 3421 posts · Server mindly.socialOn death bed:
But I never had to chance to play that funky music.
Marie 🥃 · @mooseandriosmom
456 followers · 5022 posts · Server mstdn.partyYou never know you might you enjoy the madness for a while. Goes back to making love to my tonic and gin sitting at the piano bar.
Marie 🥃 · @mooseandriosmom
444 followers · 4677 posts · Server mstdn.partyBoldy goes where no man has gone before. Quickly finds out why no man has ever gone into the saloon's bathroom.