:flan_guitar: "Oh oh oh, go totally crazy, remember I'm ratty,
chew toys, my boys,
oh oh oh, living so wild, napping in style,
oh oh oh, scurrying action, bruxin' and bogglin',
stash all the treats, nibble my feets,
oh oh oh, I'm thieving it all, hugging the wall.
Damn, I feel like a rodent." :flan_drummer: :flan_guitar:

#rats #petRats #ratSongs #ratsOfTheFediverse

🎸🎹"So baby, squeak at me
like rodents do.
Thieve with me,
like rodents do.
Nap with me,
like rodents do.

Here comes the rat again..." 🎵

#rats #petRats #ratsOfTheFediverse #ratSongs

🎶"You're an obsession,
you're my obsession,
what do you want me to thieve
to make you squeak at me?

My napping time
has turned to fastness,
and my goodness
has turned to ratness
I am scurrying like I'm out of control

I will stash you
I will stash you
I will find a way
and I will stash you
Like an apple
A cut-up apple
I will collect you, and pee on you." :flan_keyboard: :flan_guitar: :flan_headbang:

#rats #petRats #ratSongs #ratsOfTheFediverse

🎵 "I've been waiting alllll day,
for you to clean my rat caaaage.
So let's get up, let's get on it,
don't you leave me warm and stinky tonight.

Honest, thumb-beast I'll do,
Everything and fling pooooo,
why don't you finish what you started?
Don't leave me warm and stinky tonight." :flan_guitar:

Kiri's musical tastes are sadly pedestrian. I've done my best. But still, point taken. #rats #petRats #ratSongs #ratsOfTheFediverse

🎵"When they called me squeaky, I knew,
When they called me scurry, I knew,
When they called me ratty, I knew,
I would always find your things to chew." :flan_keyboard: :flan_guitar: :flan_headbang:

Doolan is not worried about Halloumi stealing his gig. He is concerned about Gary Numan showing up with a cease and desist order, however. #rats #petRats #ratSongs #ratsOfTheFediverse

#ratSongs

:flan_headbang: 🎼 "Can't clean my, can't clean my,
no he can't clean my
rodent cage
(I have hidden poop all over)!" :flan_guitar: 🎵

#rats #ratsOfTheFedi #ratSongs #petRats #WorldRatDay

I enjoy #ratSongs, but for the last three days I've been earwormed with "Fill the food dish, treat the horde, hang hammock, and pat the rat. Fill the food dish, treat the horde, hang hammock, pat the rat. Fill the food dish, treat the horde, hang hammock, pat the rat. Fill the food dish, treat the horde, hang hammock, pat the rat. Fill the food dish, treat the horde, hang hammock, pat the rat." :flan_piteous:

🎵 All this running around
well it's getting me down
just give me a treat that I'm used to.

You don't need to believe
all the tricks I conceive,
I just need to achieve
something that looks cute 🎸

#rats #petRats #ratSongs #ratsOfMastodon

" 🎵 He thieves our poop!
But we just poop again.
Ain't never gonna keep our poop!

He thieves our poop!
But we just poop again.
Ain't never gonna keep our poop!

Scraping the filth away,
Scraping the filth away... 🎶"

#rats #petRats #ratSongs #ratsOfMastodon

"Let's have a Rat Celebration,
Rat Celebration,
tonight.

To celebrate the fact
that we've scurried and stashed
through another rat
day."

#rats #petrats #ratsongs

"Keep your drink just give me the yogies,
it's just you and your rat tonight!" 🎵 #rats #petrats #ratsongs