#RealConversations from my weekly #TTRPG game
Player: I have a few thousand silver pieces
Me: We've got a real William Jennings Bryan over here.
All Other Players: * Groan *
Me: 😂​

Tags: #History #Pathfinder #DnD #Paizo #d20 #TableTop

MDMRNia: At school they constantly say we need to have good passwords online that are hard to guess.
Me: Yea, that's true.
MDMRNia: But then after saying not to just use a random word followed by a few numbers as a password, hat's what the school gives us. What's the word for saying to do something then doing something else?
Me: Hypocrisy
MDMRNia: Yea, that. That's the school

No one is safe from MDMRNia calling you out.

Tags: #Parenting #RealConversations

“Who cuts a pizza… into a thousand slices? And then eats 167 of them??”

#RealConversations with my husband while trying to find out calorie information 😂

#RealConversations from my weekly #Pathfinder game that happens to be all Dads:

DM: You see small, dirty feet poking out from under a blanket
Me: So, we're running into my kids?

Tags: #Parenting #TTRPG #TableTop #Silly #DnD

MDMRNia: * slicing cheese into cubes for her lunch *
Little MDMRN: So are you...cutting the cheese? 😄
MDMRNia: * visibly annoyed *
Me: I'm sorry, your brother's 13 and you are cutting cheese. Expect #jokes like that.

Tags: #Parenting #Silly #RealConversations

MDMRNia: Why do girl's pants not have real pockets? I mean, you basically have unlimited pocket space. I can't even put a quarter in one.
Me: It's a mystery. Blame the Patriarchy.

Tags: #Parenting #RealConversations

#RealConversations with my 6-yo…
“My breadstick has a fat butt.”
“Lewis! Breadsticks don’t have butts!”
#MomLife 😂😂😂

"What does your wife think about you being #bisexual and dating men?"

Umm, I'm not dating men. I'm monogamous. I'm not in a relationship with a woman AND a man; I'm just ~attracted~ to women and men. Polygamy and polyamory are separate subjects.

"But, what about your urges?"

Urges? To what - have sex? Sorry - we queers are no different than straights when it comes to sex drive. If anything, some of us naturally have LESS of one.

#RealConversations #QueerLife #Educating #Ignorance 🙄

A Real Conversation:
Twin's Friend: I really like Cookie Monster, he's the only one who really gets me
MDMRN Twin 1: He ate a glass plate once
MDMRN Twin 2: Hey, Cookie is a grown man, he can eat whatever he wants

And later...
Friend: When I am a grown up I am going to be rich and buy a 4 story house and give money to the poor
MDMRN Twin 1: Like me

Tags: #Twins #Parenting #DadJokes #Silly #RealConversations

Tip for new users: You can set your account to automatically delete posts older than a certain threshold. This effectively makes your conversations ephemeral, which is kinda neat since that's how #RealConversations work. You can also set exceptions for things like posts containing media, posts over a certain number of boosts, etc.

Sales: "Why aren't we calling the customer multiple times a day?"
Support: "Why WOULD we?"

#realconversations