#Apple has just dropped their latest "innovative" gadget - the Vision Pro - promising us a future of sipping virtual lattes ☕ at Starbucks with sexy girls, all while never leaving the comfort of our couch.

Who needs to shower or get dressed for a meet-up in 4k anymore? Now you can have an amazing experience while staying dirty and smelly.

May we never find ourselves trapped in a virtual starbucks, asking a pixelated barista for a latte. 🤝☕🙅‍♀️

This prison just for ~3500 USD -- fuck they are so good at marketing. They will push this to your mouth and you will say "more... more"

#AppleVisionPro #TheFutureIsHere #RealLifeOverVR #HumanityFirst