Google exec 1: we need to make people want to come back to the office!
Google exec 2: why tho?
Google exec 1: we just do. Ideas?
Google exec 3: *rips giant line of coke* let’s charge them $100 bucks a night to stay on campus so they can drastically reduce their work/life balance and overall health and well-being.
Google exec 1: jesus fking christ Ethan. That. Is. Brilliant. Spread the word.
#wfh #ReallyBadIdeas #google #WhyTho #huh #MakesZeroSense #CuLTURe #CorporateStupidity
#wfh #reallybadideas #google #whytho #huh #makeszerosense #culture #corporatestupidity
Turns out SpaceKaren™ was denied his desire to enter the Final Frontier - our very brains - by the FDA denying Neuralink permission to even start human trials...
#Musk #Neuralink #ReallyBadIdeas
"Musk’s bid to start Neuralink human trials denied by FDA in 2022, report says" [Ars Technica]
https://arstechnica.com/science/2023/03/musks-bid-to-start-neuralink-human-trials-denied-by-fda-in-2022-report-says/
#musk #neuralink #reallybadideas
It's time to question everything modern society insists is mandatory. Some of it may be necessary, but I suspect most of is just #profitable for a few, #habit for the rest.
#Together is the only way forward. And #Peace is the only path
#Capitalism can't afford peace. So the answer seems obvious to me.
#Humankind needs to banish #Capitalism to the rubbish pile of #ReallyBadIdeas
#profitable #habit #together #peace #capitalism #humankind #reallybadideas