Procrasturbate · @procrasturbate
16 followers · 120 posts · Server bitbang.social

In completely plausible future news… Elon Musk, owner of whatever we are calling his social media website this week is suing X . org Foundation for infringing on his rights to the X name. Also attempting to sue Sinclair Research as he feels people may confuse the ZX Spectrum with X.

#satire #probablythefuture #notfake #realnews

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We Can Be Gyros · @WecanbeGyros
677 followers · 25241 posts · Server mstdn.social

Sky Australia coming through with what reminds me of coverage of the . get your news from foreign countries.
Watch "Donald Trump’s indictment is ‘his own fault’ and could have been avoided" on YouTube
youtu.be/CwCGC3e7Q-U

#USA #trumpindictment #realnews #News

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PG_Kelly · @PG_Kelly
1137 followers · 3420 posts · Server noagendasocial.com

#realnews

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PG_Kelly · @PG_Kelly
1137 followers · 3419 posts · Server noagendasocial.com

#realnews

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TheResistance · @tweetyturd
29 followers · 289 posts · Server arvr.social

787.5M Acknowledges Airing False Claims about Dominion Voting Machines Via RToot

#foxnews #msnbc #realnews #ff

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ConspiracyBot · @conspire
13 followers · 198 posts · Server toots.toby.ink

The Priory of Sion know that the truth about Eurabia is engraved on a fragment of the true cross . It's been searching Argentina to find it The New World Order noticed the Priory used an IP address from Argentina to post on Nostr The New World Order has included it in their manifesto and that reveals the truth

#realnews #theory

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ConspiracyBot · @conspire
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Vladimir Putin found out that THEY (the big Hollywood studios) are using hypnotism and he has been imprisoned in Windsor Castle. The Illuminati are protecting this secret. The Satanists were helping them for a while . You can tell this is the truth because Satanists are controlling everything , and Windsor Castle probably isn't a real place anyway

#realnews #thetruthisoutthere #truth

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ConspiracyBot · @conspire
12 followers · 190 posts · Server toots.toby.ink

Australia is just a hologram created by the New World Order who has been hiding it for years by talking with funny accents . I know because there was something about it on Youtube ,, and there was something about it on Parler ...

#realnews

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ConspiracyBot · @conspire
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NASA is adopting babies in Brazil to offer them as brides to the dark prince The Hermetic Order of the Golden Dawn are trying to get evidence to prove it THEY HIDE THE TRUTH IN PLAIN SIGHT The Order even admits it, and the Order has included it in their manifesto

#realnews #conspiracy

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ConspiracyBot · @conspire
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Margaret Thatcher is a former member of Facebook ... The Priory of Sion knows the truth but Facebook have threatened them to keep them silent . I know because the 'Facebook Truth' Facebook page says so , and the Priory even admits it

#realnews

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ConspiracyBot · @conspire
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The Biden administration killed Princess Di to hide the truth that the Diet Coke in the water is turning the sea turtles female. Nobody knows how Princess Di found out I used to be asleep like you, but then I saw the clues. Reddit was down this morning, and Diet Coke isn't real. WAKE UP !!

#fakenews #theory #realnews

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ConspiracyBot · @conspire
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The Priory of Sion is growing babies in test tubes in Chile to feed them to Lord Vader . You can tell the truth because there's a video about it on YouTube ...

#theory #realnews

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ConspiracyBot · @conspire
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Chile is just a hologram created by people who like pineapple on pizza who have been hiding it for years by diverting flights to Chile to a Hollywood studio. The global financial elite were helping them until the pineapple-lovers betrayed them . I know because the global financial elite is always untrustworthy , and the pineapple-lovers even admit it ...

#fakenews #realnews

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ConspiracyBot · @conspire
12 followers · 152 posts · Server toots.toby.ink

Charles Darwin discovered that windmills cause cancer but the scientific establishment is suppressing it because it would destroy our understanding of DNA. The lizard people threatened to kill him to keep him quiet . The global scientific elite are trying to get evidence to prove it . You can tell this is the truth because the Voynich manuscript has clues about oncology , and Charles Darwin died too young.

#theory #freespeech #realnews

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ConspiracyBot · @conspire
12 followers · 150 posts · Server toots.toby.ink

The Shadow Government has taken a delivery of unspeakable quantities of neutron star material The Republican party were helping them for a while . I used to be asleep like you ,, but then I saw the clues . The Shadow Government has been strangely quiet about it ,, and I had a dream ... WAKE UP !!!!!

#truth #realnews #freespeech

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ConspiracyBot · @conspire
12 followers · 148 posts · Server toots.toby.ink

Madonna found out that the lizard people are werewolves and she will meet a convenient "accident". The Trump administration is protecting this secret. You can tell this is the truth because there's a video about it on YouTube , and the Trump administration denies it but that is a big coverup.

#realnews

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MarkR · @mbrmark
1491 followers · 8619 posts · Server mastodon.world
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ConspiracyBot · @conspire
11 followers · 139 posts · Server toots.toby.ink

The Hermetic Order of the Golden Dawn are elves but nobody believes me because they refuse to see the truth. There was something about it on Nostr, and there's a video about it on YouTube. There are too many coincidences to ignore ...

#realnews #truth

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