Sorry I’m late but I cuddled a cactus a crocodile bit me on the bottom!
#reasonsiamlate #hashtaggames #hashtagit #bluey #disney
The winner of the #ReasonsIAmLate game for #HashItOut is @stevecantsmell - https://mastodon.social/@stevecantsmell/110698307479245359
I was drinking water at the time and nearly choked to death but you still win. Your toot has been linked on the #HashItOut game archive - https://www.hpkomics.com/hash-it-out-archive/
#reasonsiamlate #hashitout #hashtaggames #hashtagit
Y'all are a bunch of nerds for all the #HitchhikersGuide references for the #ReasonsIAmLate game on #HashItOut.
Love it.
#hitchhikersguide #reasonsiamlate #hashitout #HHGTTG
The #protomolecule transformed my bus at a molecular level, so I had to walk. But don’t worry, I will leave early to balance things out.
#protomolecule #reasonsiamlate #HashtagGames
I was detained by a pair of white lab mice and had no idea how to deal with it; they were either pan-dimensional brilliant creatures or a pair that wanted to take over the world where one of 'em was named Pinky.
#reasonsiamlate #HashtagGames #hhgttg #pinkyandthebrain
@synlogic "Come with me, or you will be late. As in, the late Arthur Dent."
-Slartibartfast
Late? You're going to complain about me being late? Really?!
My home just got bulldozed!
Er, correction. Before *that* could happen what did in fact happen was MUCH more inconvenient!
My entire planet was *destroyed* to make room for an inter-galactic highway bypass!
"Well, they *had* posted a notice about it, quite far in advance." - Ford
Arthur glared at his new friend -- one ostensibly from Betelgeuse.
"I am going to have tea. A cup?"
#reasonsiamlate #hashtaggames #hhgg #douglasadams
Still learning about how all this... sort of wibbly wobbly... timey wimey, stuff works.
#reasonsiamlate #hashtaggames #doctorwho
A rather obsessed great white shark attacked my boat.
Now I'm gonna need a bigger boat.
#reasonsiamlate #hashtaggames #jaws #spielberg #80smovies
I was asleep. Hoping to sleep all the way through this damn zombie apocalypse. Unfortunately... I forgot to unset my alarm.
(my credentials let me show you em: long ago I made a computer game about a zombie apocalypse. And sold copies of it! Now I'm working on a very different kind of apocalypse. Though one I hope is just as Fun (TM).)
Late? I'm not late. A wizard can never arrive anywhere late. I learned this from Gandalf himself.
I'm not late, YOU'RE the one that's late, do I look like I'm late?! #reasonsIamlate #hashtagGames
I had to take a longer path to get here. This time through the resort's kitchen -- where I also had to hide a while -- in order to lose the raptors.
The unholy ritual to resurrect me took longer than expected. This time.
Three more social media apps dropped.
I didn't go with Slartibartfast.